Early one morning

Early one morning with the sun crawling along the horizon, I saw a little river running round a corner. As I got closer to the river I noticed there was a large carrot in the middle of the river, bobbing happily up and down. The carrot was about 3 foot tall and very orange.

I came closer I noticed the carrot was smoking a cigar and sipping whisky from a glass.

Impressed with the carrots undoubtedly stylish style I cautiously approached and asked quietly if maybe I could join him in sipping and smoking.

Graciously he accepted and from his pocket pulled a large bottle of Jameson's and a huge Cuban.