Fancy a cuppa?


from the ABC set Why

Fancy a cuppa?

I hate you, you idiot,
you make me sick.
In fact I think
you’re a useless prick.

But what can I do?.
I have to earn,
I’m stuck in this shite,
will I never learn?.

I’ve bills to pay,
and children to feed.
I can’t waste a penny,
my heart and soul bleed.

I’ll do as I’m told,
with a friendly smile.
Thinking you’re a wanker,
all of the while.

So bend me over,
I’ll be your Bitch.
Yet I wont even earn,
enough to be rich.

I’ll be so respectful,
to your face.
You’re so wise and powerful,
you’re a fucking disgrace.

Fancy a tea?,
you make me sick.
Fancy a cuppa?,
useless prick.

Fancy a tea?,
Oh! You make me laugh.
Fancy a cuppa?,
too clever by half.

Fancy a tea?,
one sugar innit?.
Fancy a cuppa?,
complete with my spit.

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