Any Port in a storm

ANY PORT IN A STORM

I took him aside

I said > What's your name ?

He said > I think it's Kleipeteri

I said > You think ? Don't you know ?

He said > Sometimes I can write it .

I said > Can you write it for me ?

He said > No. . I got Whats you call it ?

I said > Ah ! You have dyslexia ?

He said > Yeah probably .

I said > It was a cruel trick .

He said > What is ?

I said > Calling people with spelling difficuties
D-Y-S-L-E-X-I-C

He said > UMmmmm.

---- I explained the joke -----

He sucked the top of his index finger and stuck it into his ear .

He said > UMmmmm.

I said > What are you doing here ?
This is not a good place for strangers and your very strange !

He grinned a mouthful of pointed teeth .

I repeated the question .

He said > I can't hear you .

I said > Take your filthy finger out of your stinking ear .

He took his filthy finger out.

He said > Now I can see you.

I said> What are you doing in this place ?

He said > I'm seeking a female mate.

I said > A woman ?

He said > Yeah probably .

I said > Where are you from originally ?

He said > From there .

------ He pointed at the ceiling -------

I said > Ceiling ?

He said > Ceiling .

He licked his fingertip and thrust it towards my ear .

I said > Don't do that , , I'll bust your mouth.

He said > OHhhhhh .

I said > You better go elsewhere . There are no women here .

He said > I must take a female home .

------- He nodded upwards -------

I said > Go away ,

He said > I need sex .

I said > Don't we all .

He said > OK . . I give you sex .

He sucked his finger and stuck it in my ear !

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A Rostov
circa 2000