Alf and Bette's Surrealist Soup

A for isms
B for it's too late
C it's obvious
D construction
E raises the issue
F for less
G knee us
H(uh) fording
I ching ambiguity
J walking
K bulls
L licit
M tea vessels
N noble
O pen minded
P nile metaphors
Q for a song
R you listening
S end shall you do
T peas are not tents
U should relax
V lah tongue back near the palate
W is twice the man I am
X marks the spotlight
Y not stand in it
Z(ee) time iss now my friend.