Do Not Come to My Funeral
By Ewan
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Do not come to my funeral,
please stay at home instead,
play loud music on the air guitar
and shake your greying head.
Do not come to my funeral,
please drink in several bars,
or visit a sports car dealer,
and test-drive muscle cars.
Do not come to my funeral,
please have an impromptu wake,
invite your own worst enemies
and serve them a peace of cake.
Do not come to my funeral:
please raise a glass to others
with the few of us still remaining
and toast our band of brothers.
Do not come to my funeral,
please have a frabjous day,
seize the moment while you can
to send me on my way.
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Jam
When is it? I'll pencil it in my diary.
Local tradition and climate dictate that mine will be within 24 hours of me pegging it, so everyone's invited but I doubt if many will get here in time.
The rakia's in the kitchen cupboard... on the left, near the jam.
Turlough
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Splendid news
I'm very pleased to hear it, partly (but only partly) because I've mislaid the pencil sharpener.
Turlough
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Like Turlough, I'll be
Like Turlough, I'll be printing this one out. Very moving, thank you Ewan
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