The Incompatibilist

'What'll it be?' He said,
cocking an eye over my shoulder.
I poked a random finger
high over his, as he reached behind
and pulled down Wild Turkey.

He poured several digits,
saying he knew that I would order
this. 'Pre-determined, fellah.
Guess yuh thought before yuh came here
yuh had a choice or sumpn!'

The bar was full of
chancy strangers around the tables.
I took a willing swallow
of bourbon. 'I take the full
responsibility

for my actions.' But,
wiping a glass with grimy cloth
he winked and bellowed 'Buddy,
that's baloney, ev'rythin's determined,
free will ain't in play.'

I shot him with the Colt
smoking through the coat-pocket,
tossed Andrew's dice on the bar
and told the gasping fellow:
'I just felt like it.'

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Comments

chuck | June 21, 2009 - 17:20

You really did it this time. That was the sheriff's brother.

Ewan | June 21, 2009 - 17:21

Aw, shucks! Hell, mebbe it was determinism's fault, at that.

chuck | June 21, 2009 - 17:28

You can try. Last I heard he was a philosophical libertarian.

Ewan | June 21, 2009 - 17:35

Dang it, if they ain't worse n' nihilists!

chuck | June 21, 2009 - 23:05

And the judge is an alcoholic. If you're lucky you might get a jury of existentialists.

FTSE100 | June 23, 2009 - 13:48

The cherry was, of course, entirely predetermined from the moment the bribe arrived! ;-)

anipani | June 24, 2009 - 13:20

He should have seen that coming, well worked. Enjoyed.

sunshine | June 27, 2009 - 09:12

Dark humour - exactly to my taste. Margot