Perdido city Alabama Alt. 282 Pop. 1262
Took that left at Mobile,
just like the guide book said,
stopped for gas and screen wash
and a dollar fifty lunch.
The waitress said go ‘straight on’,
just like the guide book said,
'I-someteen to Buckfast
and south to Cal-i-phate.'
Right past the city limits,
just like the guide book said,
a road that had no signposts
and blacktop turnin' grey.
Down a wooded gravel track,
just like the guidebook said,
looked like it went nowhere
and maybe even fast.
I knew it when I got there,
just like that guidebook said.
Footnote: Perdido is Spanish for lost.
