Welcome to Baileyton

“Beware of Alligators,”
nail it to a tree,
Ah'll have yo' ass
if'n yuh mess with me.
Ah'll have a Budweiser
- and y'all kin pay -
mebbes Ah'll listen
ta whatcha gotta say.
Best keep movin',
that's real good advice,
f'yuh heah in the mornin'
- Ah won't be so nice.
Don't leave no leaflets,
the clients cain't read:
no college momma's boy
got anythin' we need.
That there's Foley -
he owns the bar -
Ah'm Sheriff Dempsey,
yuh musta seen the star.