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Posted by Ewan on October 25, 2008 - 15:11

A girl, low born, philanders
- for favours receiving backhanders;
this libidinous poll
is well known as Moll
and Defoe did pun her as Flanders.

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FTSE100 | October 25, 2008 - 15:24

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
And Moll pops by to say hello.
Can she count them? I don't know
She loves de friends and hates Defoe.

Woof.

Ewan | October 25, 2008 - 15:36

A dog like that should be put out of our misery!

Bradene | October 25, 2008 - 15:46

HA! they're both hilarious, How many of these are we allowed then? Val

FTSE100 | October 25, 2008 - 17:12

Ewan: if you strike me down I will rise again, ten times sillier.

Bradene: Tony will permit no more than three a day, unless they are about fruit and veg., in which case it's at least five a day.

Ewan | October 25, 2008 - 17:18

"if you strike me down I will rise again, ten times sillier."

And we thank our not-necessarily-divine-but-possibly- higher-creative-force-which-may-or-may-not-exist-in- the-forms-described-in-some-very-old-books for that!

tcook | October 26, 2008 - 15:36

And you can have as many as you like so long as you do not exceed three a day! I like fun like this.