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The Glass Tit

Posted by hilary west on September 20, 2010 - 10:05
from the ABC set Sexploits

It's my glass tit,
Sparkling, every bit.
Funny nodules around its base,
Running fingers in the space.
A groovy lip,
It gives the pip.
But do you think this tit of glass
Is useless and would em-barr-ass ?
Why no, mein herr, it has a use,
It squeezes all that lemon juice !

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Comments

Silver Spun Sand | September 20, 2010 - 11:04

Thank you for bringing a smile to my face this Monday morning;-)

Enjoyed.

Tina

hilary west | September 20, 2010 - 11:34

Thanks SSS: one of those zany things !

Highhat | September 20, 2010 - 12:16

I laughed too. Lovely lemon juice to keep the old bod clean ;)

hilary west | September 20, 2010 - 12:26

Right on Highhat, inside as well as out !

maggyvaneijk | September 20, 2010 - 19:39

such a playful poem, glad it was written in a great city :)

skinner_jennifer | September 22, 2010 - 08:21

Hi hilary west,
just read your poem, loved it. You wrote it in Bristol, that's where I was born and grew up, it's a
brilliant city.
I don't know if you meant it to be humourous, but I
found it quite funny.
Jenny.

hilary west | September 22, 2010 - 11:58

Whenever I looked at it in the kitchen, all I could see was a glass tit ! Thanks for your comments.