Joke 1

Two girls were out one night in a high class restaurant. They wanted to impress the restaurateur, because they knew he had a lot of money, and he wasn't bad looking either. The menu was in french, and they were eager to show off their ability to converse in the lingo of haute cuisine. Suddenly a handsome hunk appeared from nowhere. Forgetting all the posh french that they had been practising, the girls couldn't stop themselves and said in unison, "Meat and two veg is all we want darlin'".