No Picnic For Kibbs and Wobbs

Although most meals were consumed outdoors, life was no picnic for the females....the Wobbs.

For millions of years the Wobb simply cowered in front of Hobb when they weren't busy grooming, breeding, child bearing and rearing. Thousands if millions not of Hobb intimidated offspring were born and bred and contributed to the Mobb of Hobb and Dobb fearing Bobbs.

The first of the Wobb Cobb was Sobb. The Sobb discovered the skill and finesse of cooking. The Sobb gained prestige and groomers of their own at first protected by the Hubbs until the foremost Hubbs went out on hunts at which time the Sobb became vulnerable to the Hobbian influenced ravages of the Slobbs who had nothing better to do than eat, drink, sleep and plunder until the Hubbs returned.

Eventually the most groomed and skillfull Sobb gained the attention of the Hobb. The Sobb had a Jobb cooking exclusively for the Hobb thus gaining his protection against any further assaults other than his own. The offspring of the Sobb Hobb mating often proved to be Cobb and they gained groomers of their own based on their heritage of power AND prestige.

Gradually Slobbs gave up any hope of attacking a Sobb because the Sobs were protected by Hubbs and Gubbs as well as Hobbs and Dobbs. Fortunately for the Slobbs therer were plenty of unprotected and terrified Wobbs who would never be Sobbs so Wobb clobberin became the rule rather than the exception contributing mightily to the ever grwoning Mobb.

Only a small percentage of Wobbs came under the influence of Sobbs so those Wobb lived under the same conditions that had prevailed for the millions of years before the Cobb.....fearfully grooming Slobbs and Bobbs between clobberin's and mating attacks until delivering another terror dominated offspring known as Kibb and raring that Kibb to fear Hobbs and Dobbs and Hubbs.

Meanwhile Prog marched on and Laffs continued while royalty emerged.

As Royalty emerged the groom up or get out method of coping with the growing social orders began to create Clabb which was an awareness of a place in ranking and distance from royalty, the reigning Hobb and Sobb.

Thus emerged another Cobb group who kissed up well and looked down on those who didn't. This Cobb was Snobb. A Snobb was a combination of envy and contempt, tactic masquerading as strategy, cowardice posing as courage.