iFive
when you say things
like i’ve a nice pair
peachy bum cherry lips
how you so enjoy the raspberry
pinkness of my nipples
and that i’m well a juicy lucy
but hey i’m not one of your five a day
as if i’m a government recommendation
boy you’re so in a jam
and how dare you say
you’ve a tart addiction (bloody cheek)
this is nothing to do with healthy options
it’s purely for the benefit
of bragging rights to yer mates
so this is where i put you in a stew
should i tell them you're a vegetable
a couch potato with mashed
swede or pureed turnip
for a brain not to mention your withered
peas and little baby gherkin
it’s time you got
your just desserts
i’m not your fruit salad
and now we’re out of season
Comments
insertponceyfre... | June 3, 2011 - 13:12
Hah! Brilliant! One typo: should I tell them your a vegetable
iDrew | June 3, 2011 - 14:06
WOW thank you - and cherries too (they seem quite apt really)
fixed the typo so thank you also for that
the sun is out and I feel dizzy on pop bubbles - buzzin
xDrew
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Nathan Bednarek | June 3, 2011 - 21:49
"as if i’m a government recommendation
boy you’re so in a jam
and how dare you say
you’ve a tart addiction (bloody cheek)
this is nothing to do with healthy options
it’s purely for the benefit
of bragging rights to yer mates"
LOVE this stanza. A poem with an attitude, that's what I like. A very good read and a well deserved cherry.
Nathan.
iDrew | June 19, 2011 - 23:26
So so sorry for my delayed reply - sidetracked.
Thank you very much indeed.
xDrew
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Daniel Saint-John | November 16, 2011 - 02:12
Enjoyed it very, very much.
A poetic whiplash, take that boy!
hahaha
Excelsior!