the weird sisters hand in hand
slappers of pitsea and canvey island
put it about in all the clubs
from southend seafront to basildon
three blue wk-d
then three more each
three more again
again
again
now they’re getting pissed
and right in the mood
to do the business
one’s for a quickie
one’s for a blow job
and one’s more than willing
to take it up the bottom
a packet of three for each
makes nine
as well as pepper spray
vaseline
and rape alarm
a siren a siren
plod does come
pull up their knickers
quick with a wiggle on
gotta to get out of sight
they don’t wanna be
giving freebies away
for the benefit of policmens balls
in the cells all night
