The Gossip Mongerers


from the ABC set Something for the Weekend (May 2008)

The Gossip Mongerers (10th June 2008, 12.11pm)

You say something;
I’ll let a bit slip;
we’ll hint and circumlocute
without actually
spilling the beans,
because our beans are magic ones.

What constitutes a lie?
Is it the same as hiding truth?
If we say things in a certain way,
angled, like a roof,
the water of assumption
will cascade
and half-truths will become floods
and accusations will fill the room
with disgust.

Let’s construct an experiment;
let’s see what damage can be done
by revealing tiny glimpses,
by alluding to certain someones;
what’s the harm in it?
did gossip ever hurt
physically?

You start something;
I’ll add to it;
we’ll suggest and speculate
without actually
telling it straight,
because then we can’t be blamed.

How far can we take this?
Once the cat is out of the bag,
we’d better warn the pigeons,
claim that we heard
the rumours growing in corridors,
rather than
denying all knowledge about it, and
pretending that we weren’t listening
in the first place.

Let’s carry out an investigation;
let’s see how bitchy people are,
who is adding little details,
bending between ears and mouths;
there’s no harm in it;
society thrives on gossip,
doesn’t it?

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Comments

Dynamaso | June 11, 2008 - 00:05

Your prodigiousness is amazing. And the quality is consistently high. This piece has an almost perverse humour to it that I really enjoyed.

If we say things in a certain way,
angled, like a roof,
the water of assumption
will cascade
and half-truths will become floods

This is particularly wonderful.

jennifer | June 11, 2008 - 07:02

Yes, I can't stop - at the moment my writing feels like a force of nature unto itself - such a great relief after years of block and having hardly a whiff of creative impulse. I think it's because for the first time in years, I'm truly happy!

Thank you.

Dynamaso | June 11, 2008 - 07:56

Isn't it wonderful what happiness can do?

sunshine | June 11, 2008 - 19:41

interesting question nicely posed. (why didn't I spot this yesterday???) Like the link between cats and pigeons. Glad you're happy.

jennifer | June 11, 2008 - 22:04

You didn't spot it because there is so much good writing being posted this week! Am having a ball as a reader as well as enjoying writing!

(Thank you - but I am hoping my happiness isn't annoying everyone else - can't contain it - been miserable far too long!)