With an everlasting smile,
he invites you to the game.
Give him your e-mail and name
and come on in ! Just for a while.
With his looks he will beguile
all the players, just the same
as he does with Gents and Dames
while parading down the aisle.
It wouldn't do to get him rile,
try not to enrage, try not to tame.
It would be dumb, it would be lame
to win the game. Swallow your bile !
For he's the Joker, and what a style!
Don't know the rules ? Well, you're to blame!
Beware! He'll bash you and full of shame,
you'll have to leave. Isn't that vile ?!
Have you been chosen ? Have signed the file ?
Or have you been the one to frame ?
He'll have the last word all the same,
he always wins the extra mile !
