Handbag
By lexy
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I need a bigger handbag
It's crammed with
Things of 'Friends' of mine
Miss Twisted's, death diploma
Numerous books on serial crime
A pack of Mummy's, wet-wipes
Smarties and a brush
Miss Wanton's, red lip-liner
A pic of pert and sun-blessed tush
Decomposing heather
A Saint Christopher and coal
Superstitious sellotape, case
Over-packing wears a hole
A scrunchie looped round glasses
For secretarial weight
Alka-Seltzer stimulants
For Madame After-eight
A crystal, half a worry ball
I dropped it in the road
A sticky sweet entrapment, waits
The wrath of Miss A. Goad
Alarms to wake the perished
Miss Cynical's, decree
The only T.V remote-control
Keeps Ms Domestic's, sofa squatter free
A cumbersome necessity
Perhaps I'll compromise
Buy a shoulder porta-cabin
Or, personality downsize
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