Mirror
By lexy
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Who is that dark and hansome hunk
Reflected in the mirror?
With a sculptured jaw
A six-pack
And a frozen meal on simmer?
Here we go again
Where's the abs?
Secreted in a quilt?
The jaw will quickly vanish
If you quit, the stretch and tilt
Let's hope she's used to jungle treks
Have you ever heard of wax?
There's ample tresses about your body
To jam an average office fax
Here comes the posturing
Knots on cotton at a push
You could buy a padded jacket
Do some press ups
Work that tush
Pull it in and hold your breath
It looks, imposing from the side
Good job I'm an inorganic surface
I wouldn't want to dent your pride
On your toes to add the inches
A shame it only tricks your height
If I could emphasize your difference
I'd tinge your girlfriend's blusher white
Don't you squeeze that spot!!
Its contents will expel
Then I'm up close
With the cleaner from
Reflective surface hell
Her breath shines festered brasses
And her cloths been in the loo
If you poke that pimple any harder
I'll crack and pass the seven years to you
Well do have a charming evening
I'll still be hooked up here at one
Watching you stagger incognito
Missing the kitchen
With the one
And as those morning eyes evaporate
That murky beer fuelled sting
I'll be evoking last nights memories
As you crack, the Alka-Seltzer cling
lex ? 03
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