New Praise and Worship Album
By mallisle
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It’s the new ecumenical praise and worship album from Pray-Tell records with songs from all the different churches.
Featuring the Church of England:
We’re the Church of England, please don’t leave us,
We’re the Church of England, please don’t leave us.
We cost too much to run
With our huge building fund,
We’re the Church of England, please don’t leave us.
The Methodists:
I hear the sound of a rising generation –
But where have they all gone?
The Evangelicals:
The fields are white unto harvest
But oh, the labourers are so few,
And I can’t be bothered.
The Roman Catholics:
Last Friday night I drank ten pints of cider,
Then woke with such an aching head for my sins.
Now I’ve come to this church,
And I’ll talk to the father,
And he’ll absolve me of my sins,
If I say eight Hail Marys.
Now I’m justified,
The priest declares me righteous,
Justified, cause the priest says I am,
Justified, if I say eight Hail Marys,
The Church of Rome says I’m justified.
The Christians who live together on Piddledon Farm:
This is home, this is home,
And it was so alive 35 years ago.
Don’t be nice to me, I’m not a nice guy, I’m not a nice guy,
Don’t be nice to me, I’m not a nice guy, I’m not a nice guy,
I’m a horrible person inside.
The Baptists:
We are Baptists,
The Pastor’s exhausted and we’re bored.
Pastor, Pastor, give your all,
No time for the kids at all,
Working 80 hours a week,
Spend the rest of your life asleep.
We are Baptists,
The Pastor’s exhausted and we’re bored.
We can’t preach so we are bored,
Even youthwork is absorbed,
Ask to lead the Bible class,
He won’t let anyone else do that.
We are Baptists,
The Pastor’s exhausted and we’re bored.
Phone Pray-Tell records on 0800911666 and don’t forget to state record or cassette.
Sorry, no CDs. That’s the way we recorded music 30 years ago and it’s the way we record it now. Why change?
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