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from the ABC set Tales Of The Rainbow Dragon

"Ooooh, look" said Alice, "A park bench."
"Let's sit in the sunshine and listen to the grass sing."
So they sat quietly under a tree and watched the bench.

They could always tell when children were coming by the noise.
All the animal would dive for cover as the young monkeys appeared kicking cans, or picking flowers to throw onto the path, or simply shrieking their existence to their barren world of breakables.

These monkeys were a little older than the shriekers, they had little cans that they used to hiss different colours onto paths and trees, a bit like dogs with multicoloured pee marking out their terror-trees.

They loved the bench and most of its green soon disappeared under reds, yellows, purple and black.

Meanwhile the squirrels hid round the backs of the trees and the Robin ran, the blackbird ceased his soulful song and only the pigeons paraded the path pecking regardless as the sprayers sprayed on.

The white rabbit suddenly took out his watch and said "Ah, time for tea."

So off they went flitting quietly through the park until they reached the rose garden.
"Ah, lovely" said Alice. Look at that beau-beautiful red, it's exactly the same colour as my dress."

"I preferred it when you used to wear those pretty sky blue dresses with the white cloud around the neck." said the White rabbit nostalgically.

"The blue used to complement my golden hair." said Alice, "Now red matches the anger in my blood."

"Can these monsters really be descended from humans?"
asked the White rabbit as another group of monkeys chased the pigeons, ripped flowers from the rose bushes and poked fun at the two drunks asleep on park benches. "They're nothing like you Alice."

"When I was a child, children were seen and not heard...
and parents told children what to do." said Alice.
"Now it is the children who tell the parents."

"I wonder if there's any cider left in them bottles?"
said the biggest member of the monkey gang.
He picked one up and was just about to open it when with a roar the sleeper awoke and saw his soma was in danger of disappearing.

Meanwhile Alice and the rabbit were long gone!
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Comments

Lobby Lud | April 29, 2009 - 22:26

You should be able to delete this pointless comment, and any others you don't like. If you can't I'll delete it later.

Mangone | April 29, 2009 - 22:34

Thank you M'lud.

Mangone | April 29, 2009 - 23:23

No thanks, the wheels fell of the last one just before the keyboard exploded, the TV was always on the blink and the camoflage never worked as it should. Mind you the machineguns had a nice rythm till the bullets ran out and the cat tried to catch them, fell and was flatened by a trailor (MGM?) - might have been Grandturismo directed by Viviane Westwood - it went in the opposite direction during production. Still, it makes a change to see it end at the beginning when the dead female boxer was brought back to life and she gave birth to several
Glow in the dark puppies - but the Dalmations ate them. So they cloned them in Korea.
http://news.uk.msn.com/world/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16438383

They seem very pleased. I wonder if they'll clone pink day glow children fot themselve in between adding diseases into the puppies DNA.

Mangone | April 30, 2009 - 08:11

"If we insert human disease-related genes in them, we can use them as great model to study diseases."
http://news.uk.msn.com/world/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16438383

Is there only me who is appalled by this?
I can still remember the days when huts full of beagles fitted with breathing masks were forced to smoke millions of cigarettes a day to prove cigarettes were harmful to their health.

Now, it seems, they are planning to purposely breed them already sick.

I remember the film "The Island" where human clones were made for rich people as "spare parts" and I wonder if it exists already.

How long before we are breeding genetically modified morons - wait a minute, don't WE live on an Island?

tcook | April 30, 2009 - 17:01

Is this a competition entry? If so I need to be able to match it to a PayPal entry fee!

Mangone | May 1, 2009 - 07:25

I suppose most people do not care so long as it can be argued that it is for their benefit.
Even when it is people who are being tortured we don't mind so long as the torturers say...
"WE DO IT FOR YOU!"

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090518/pollitt?rel=hp_currently