TwentyFirst Century Woman

I overheard you at work saying that a woman should make the first
move. I remembered it. I overheard you complaining on Valentine's Day
that you didnt receive a single card. I made you one. Anonymously. When
we all had to move desks, I prayed that I wouldnt have to sit next to
you because you had no idea how I felt. You moved opposite me. This is
not the action of a 21st century woman, Im clueless!

I seeked advice from my gay work friend but learnt more about the male
G spot than I did about flirting. So after work with a couple of pints
of dutch courage I told you that I liked you and you nearly choked on
your pint of guiness whilst fleeing to the nearest toilet. Shit!! That
was more terrifying than when I used to sing on stage!

We went out drinking a few times and kissed at the bus stop..that kind
of thing and it felt really good. Then I heard all about your twenty
one night stands and I decided to put my 21st Century woman back in to
action. No more waiting a month before sex...no one does that
anymore...girls make the first move. But bad timing creeped in, one
weekend I was broke and couldnt make it, the next weekend I was riding
the Crimson wave and made an excuse! The monday after I was dumped!! I
really tried to follow those "Girls" rules and be open, demanding and
full on! But it doesnt work! Dont listen to magazines or Sex in the
City..Men hate pushy women. So Im returning to playing my bass guitar
and dancing in the mosh pit and if a bloke stamps on my toes and wants
me to dance to Nirvana with him, his choice!!