The Piggledy-Poo

Have you ever heard of the Piggledy-Poo?
He’s the little blue goat who lives in your loo.
Brought over here in a boat from Peru,
A fortnight ago he escaped from the zoo.

He’d learned of some crooks who wanted to
Crush his bones into dust to make into glue.
And another bunch of scallywags who
Sought his fur for a coat and his meat for a stew.

So by surprising a cow and making it moo,
He distracted the guards and escaped by canoe.
And with a rather puzzled kangaroo,
Paddled his way to pastures new.

And so he came to reside in your loo,
You must keep this secret, you really must do.
His poor little life depends upon you,
The Higgledy Diggledy Piggledy-Poo.