Internet Nerd Goes Mad!

Heard he lost three top online fans, how he lose that?
Heard he got dropped from the shit label, how he do that?
Pinda can't rap, Pinda can't rhyme.
All he ever does is waste bandwith and ABC'S time.
Heard his posts on there are super wack.
Rumours say that he gave thumbs down on his own track.
Get out of the studio and do your day job selling crack.
He a rapper, so it must be that everyone hates him.
I bet he a posser with the nikes and the fake bling.
Not knowing his fan phone will never ring.

My Brother dissed Pinda, but he commited suicide.
Pinda is so arrogant, the sucker didn't know he died.
Bet he was in jail for robbing or telling a lie.
His sins so awful it bring tears to baby eye.
He thinks he's doing well, I know he going to fail.
And if he does do well, I just hope his records don't sell.
Or he splits with his wife and loses his baby girl.
That split second would make my world.

He sucks, so selfish he is.
He wouldn't even give his Momma a kiss.
He talks about his life of crime and old ways.
I bet he still does what he did those days.
If he did nobody would give him praise.
Maybe I should start a forum.
Post nasty comments about him and his life.
Try to get him pissed off and divorce his only wife.
I'll do it again and again.
That way Pindas records will never make it,
To number ten.
Say he is shit and post on every blog.
That way we can make the hate mail.
Go to number super large.

*Mum shouts for tea*

I'm coming.
I'll ring you before bed time.

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Comments

Jupiter | July 15, 2009 - 17:12

So what to make of that Pin? ;-)

Beeme | July 15, 2009 - 17:16

Pinda can rap! Pinda can rhyme!
lol this rap is in humour, but it read serious to me, felt like you were giving up.

Beeme

p.S I probably got this so wrong lol

pinda | July 15, 2009 - 17:19

lol no your haven't lol,Ijust didn't explain it properly.
The rap supposed to be read out in a geeky voice aka the nerd. It supposed to be about a jealous nerd who is sterotypical about rap therefore,hates me lol.

pinda | July 15, 2009 - 17:19

LOl my bad didn't express what I was trying to do properly

Beeme | July 15, 2009 - 17:38

thanks for explaining, Pinda :)

Reading it again, and knowing that, it was very good and the ending was fab.

Beeme

sarah wilson | July 15, 2009 - 19:11

I thought it was reminscent of M&M's Stan - the weirdo fan/jealous jerk on the case. Very good Pinda - a different view. Quite uncomfortable cos we luv ya:) sarah x

pinda | July 15, 2009 - 21:10

Thanks Sarah, your poem dance with me was great x

threeleafshamrock | July 15, 2009 - 21:53

Nice one Pinda. I was reading it like some fan had killed himself and his brother was blaming you and gonna get his revenge on you by screwing everything up for you with...well, just about everyone. Must try and read it in a nerdy voice lol.
Got another one of them Blackbird rapper pieces up but know my rapping is not up to the standard required but at least havin a laugh with it ;)

Chris ;)

pinda | July 15, 2009 - 22:33

Awesome,I will check it out.