Last Night...

Last night I let the party get the best of me
Waking up with two hoes layin' next to me
Plus I heard an officer of the law arrested me
Good weed and cold drinks, that's the recipe
I caused havoc on Elm Street, a catastrophe
Freddy Krueger got tipsy and messed with me

I layed twelve slugs in his face and chest
A death granted by Pinda, better feel blessed
That I put you to sleep and put your soul to rest
I crested the highest mountain and tallest tower
Smoked the sour diesel and obtained true power

I can't fall asleep because I'm in too deep
Cash I love to reap, feels like crackin' concrete
I make number one hits harder than Rafael Nadal
I'll rob hundred and one dogs like Cruella De Ville

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Comments

skinner_jennifer | April 11, 2011 - 14:36

Hi pinda,

I really loved the humour behind this, especially:-

I caused havoc on Elm Street, a catastrophe
Freddy Krueger got tipsy and messed with me

I layed twelve slugs in his face and chest
A death granted by Pinda, better feel blessed
That I put you to sleep and put your soul to rest.

I don't know why, but I always had a thing about
Freddy Krueger, not because I'm a bad person, it's
just that he used to make me laugh, he never frightend me in the least.

I must have been one of his biggest fans, which is
why I love those lines and this poem. It must be the
devil in me. he....he!

Anyway Pinda again great poem, you really got me
smiling at this one.

Jenny.