Not Just Another Day.

'No darling don't eat that,
It looks like it's been there for
Days by the look of your aunties
Flat'.'Oh mother,you know I love prawns
And on a sandwich even better'.
'Yes dear I know but I would not
Give that to a homeless person,
Who needs it more than you,
And you have no idea with all this
Dirt, dust and goodness
Knows what that is on the
Cheese Sandwich probably
Brucella'.

'Why did you bother to come
Over Mother, if all your going
To do is 'bitch' about aunt Kate's
Living habits, like always, boring'.
'Watch your language young lady,16
May seem grown up, but your not'.
I am just pointing out all though
Your aunt as a job that takes her
Away every 3 weeks, which she
Never feels the need to confide in me
About by the way,she could actually
Get a cleaner in, or tidy it before
She leaves.Now go up stairs and
See if that needs cleaning,I don't
Think your aunt is back until next week,
Her Tweet said'.

'Mom quick come up stairs'.
Mother now,Is that what I think
It is, a, a, dead body? and are they
Black shoes near the man's body',
'Julia stop over dramatizing things,
A dead body, you make me laugh.
I'm not joking'.

'Oh what the, the fuck',
'Mother, and you have
A go at me for my language'.
'Er, er, I think under the circumstances
Julia, that was allowed, quickly
Stop screaming and go down stairs and get my mobile.