Angelic Evil Temptress

She's sexy, she's bad, she's got bags of style,
But guys in orange make her run a mile,
Lately she's not had a snog for a while,
She says no one will get her down the aisle.

She's got lots of guys waiting at her door,
There's "Bastard Paul" who's from the clubbing floor,
And "Craig" who'll hack up his wrists with a saw,
Kate turned him down and he's still a bit sore.

The girl isn't shy; she'll go for a dip,
But first you've got to give her time to strip,
Don't get me wrong, she won't take any lip,
You step out of line and she'll crack the whip.

She'll say she's an angel but that's not true,
If you believe that then you've got no clue,
When she gets close men don't know what to do,
But be aware next time it could be you!