I Thank you God Of Excrement
For what my body's passed -
That lovely, solid piece of shit
That just came out my arse.
No blood, no flood
No nasty stuff
Just good old fashioned shite,
And just one trip to toilet land
Between the morn and night.
No panic on the morning bus
No running for the loo -
Just regular, predictable
And lovely, solid poo.
Comments
Jupiter | July 2, 2009 - 13:53
Hi shirtstuff. As gross as this is I found it very entertaining although I couldn't work out why in the 3rd from last line your said 'loo -' rather than 'the loo'? :)
shirtstuff | July 2, 2009 - 13:57
Hi Jupiter - well spotted! It was meant to be 'the loo', but somehow I missed it out and didn't notice. D'oh! I'll edit it so it reads right. Glad you enjoyed it!
Cheers
Stuff
sarah wilson | July 3, 2009 - 12:45
A friend of mine suffers with crohns disease and I showed her this. She loved it - as did I:)
morgan-g | July 4, 2009 - 01:43
My Dad has Crohns - he'll love it it too.
shirtstuff | July 4, 2009 - 09:30
I like the thought that it might cheer up some fellow sufferers :) We need all the laughs we can get sometimes! Thanks for the good feedback guys.
Stuff