They knew they were in love
You’re the fly in my soup
You’re my clocked that’s stopped
You’re my brewer that drooped
You’re the bollock I’ve dropped
You’re my tie that’s too tight
You’re my shoe that doesn’t fit
Is there anything that’s right
Or are we both in the shit?
You’re my meal of cold food
You’re the drink of ice tea
You’re an old bone long chewed
You’re a waste of a tree
You’re a pain in the arse
You have no class
Is this what time does to us both
Are we now stuck in the past?
You’re making me laugh
Do you fancy a bath
I love you he said
Skip the bath straight to bed.
©SJ2009
