Famous
I’m Famous me. I had a hit record like twenty years ago.
Do you recognise me?
I wear this baseball cap with the peak pulled low so that you won’t recognise me.
I wear these dark glasses so that you won’t recognise me.
I’ve grown my hair out so that you won’t recognise me.
I disguise my voice so that you won’t recognise me.
I’ve changed my trademark swagger so that you won’t recognise me.
I have these six burly bodyguards so that you’ll recognise me.
Do you want my autograph?
Comments
raysawriter | February 13, 2008 - 18:24
Yes please, but how would I recognise you?
Ray
Sooz006 | February 13, 2008 - 18:37
:-)
artisus | February 13, 2008 - 20:51
lol
HaiAnh | February 16, 2008 - 20:19
Ha! I've often thought this too. They make themselves as conspicous as they can, but claim non-chalance. In a similiar way to how sometimes women spent hours doing the make up, with the intention of it looking 'natural'.