Men's Rights

I, am a freedom fighter; like so many before me have been. But I fight for a species not fought for, a species taken for granted. I fight for a species exploited, yet highly successful; oppressed, yet powerful. I fight for the better, yet less mentioned of a pair. I fight for Man. Not in the deviously altered sense of both men and women in one category, I fight for men, and only men.

What did you get for National Men's Day? When is National Men's Day? National women's day was last Monday, and everyone was so happy that woman have come so far and for what they have achieved. Women are complex. Everybody knows that. To me, they are a completely different species to man: physically, mentally, and probably, most notable, emotionally. We celebrate the rights of Women and how they have become virtually equal to man: They have the vote, they play our sports, and they even have an eerie power over us.
Tonight I fight for the voice of a gender blanketed and accused. I question equality. Tonight I'll show you that women are not men, nor women men, no matter how deluded either of the sexes be.

Firstly, we are not equal. We are different. Women play up to a role of inferiority and look for the pity vote. As much as they fight, we will always be classed as the stronger sex, well at least physically and emotionally.
Men and women's greatest divide is obviously a physical one. Women do not compete with men's strength or co-ordination levels. With the Olympics opening now, men will be classed apart from women. Men's events are harder and faster than that of the opposite sex. Without these divides, it would just be unfair. In golf, which is not a particularly physical sport, again men are classed apart from women. Sure a woman may have once been invited to play with the men, she did not compete with the top dogs. Golf is a game of accuracy, where particular strength is not an imperative factor, proving the aforementioned co-ordination difference.
More obvious physical differences are those in the anatomy, and the periodic weaknesses that come here with.
Men are stronger than Women.

Women think differently to men. They react differently to situations and think with their emotions, while men think with their minds. Many women faint, cry, or become hysteric, while men stronger and more able to control their emotions. We are a different species.

So what we have, are two different and unequal beings. But yet we fight for the equality of women? What's this? If women want to be seen as equal to men, even after what I've shown you, then so be it. I change my stance completely. I now see through deluded eyes: Women are equal to men. In this hypothetical situation, problems still arise. Women must either accept that we are the stronger sex or believe that we are equal in every aspect: nothing in between. See this is where women get clever; they take the best of both worlds.
If women were equal to men, they wouldn't expect us to open the door for them, to ask them out, to make exceptions for them, or even to be chivalrous at all. With equality, chivalry escapes. I'm not saying we lose manners for fellow human beings, but we do not treat women as a special case. If they were equal, they'd buy us flowers, wash our car, and it wouldn't matter if we accidentally passed wind in their presence.
Women take the best of both worlds. They want unbalanced attention, yet equality. They want exception, yet acceptance. Women are one big oxymoron.
So women are taking advantage of men. They exploit our emotions and play up to be the weaker sex when need be. If they want something done for them, the "I'm just a girl! cries clear. But if you say, "Don't worry: You're just a girl, God bless you brother; you're a doomed man.

So women, in a nutshell:
They are conniving.
They are attention craving.
They are deluded.
They have the audacity to call all men as chauvinists, when they exploit us.
They accuse men, and blanket the opposite sex as brutes, yet to try to be seen as equal to these 'brutes'.
They are complex.
They are weaker.
They do have one thing going for them though:
They have us fooled.
They know how to manage and exploit the opposite sex.

So take this as a warning:

I, am a freedom fighter; like so many before me have been. But I fight for a species not fought for, a species taken for granted. I fight for a species exploited, yet highly successful; oppressed, yet powerful. I fight for the better, yet less mentioned of a pair. I fight for Man. Not in the deviously altered sense of both men and women in one category, I fight for men, and only men.