Fridge Physics

Fridge Physics

As Barney got home from work weak and weary, He got out of his drab works cloths dark and dreary,
His stomach growled the raucous ravenous cry that chocked him worse than his tie,
“Feed Me” It bellowed bitter in its bidding,
“I ate an hour ago” Barney pleaded, and the stomach cried “That Pathetic Pastry you must be kidding”
It roared and it growled and it crippled him to the floor, wanting always wanting more and more.
The fridge was full right to the brim; there should be plenty of food fit for a king,
Inside the fridge that was overfull and crowded various things covered up hidden and shrouded,
Some Ham, but damn three days to late, some bacon that was questionably out of date,
A cake that had been made, by a hygienically challenged mate,
Some butter but no bread and the stomach needed to be fed,
The veg is now mush which makes Barney blush and gag and throws it disgustedly into a bin bag,
Barney turns to the freezer with eager delight but what it lacked was cause for alarm and fright,
An empty frozen box!! “What good is that? The neighbour’s cat would be more nutritious than that,
Mmmm Cat?
No that’s wrong and exceptional cruel, I’m sure there is something in the cupboard some soup or some gruel or something that will make me drool”,
Some peas, some carrots, some beans and some spice nothing in here looks incredibly nice.
Barney expects an albatross to fly by his window! He’s got food, food everywhere and not a piece to eat,
Barney could do with just some bread to make a sandwich some rice, some pasta a nice bit of meat,
The stomach sounds like an earthquake and moves like jelly, his poor rumbling empty belly,
The only option is he will have to pay and the quickest option for belly is a take away,
Tomorrow will be another day and I’m guessing it will turn out the same way.