I love ‘er;
it’s ‘at simple!
She is well fit!
Look at ‘er!
Watch ‘er get out
of ‘er car.
Me ‘eart is thumpin’
so hard, I’m surprised
no one can see it.
I bet she don’ even
know me name
or me year.
I’ll jus’ sit ‘ere
an’ she’ll walk passed;
me starin’ at ‘er
‘Wonder if she read
me story? I was so
careful wiv it.
It was all about ‘er!
She prob’bly finks
I’m a soft bugger now!
‘ere she comes!
What legs!
What great tits!
Fuck! She caught
Me looking at her
She’s turnin’; comin’.
“Good morning John,
I read your essay;
It is quite brilliant!
I love the phraseology
that you use!
Gives it a unique feel
The way you slip
into the colloquial
is inspired; well done!
I didn’t realize that
you had such a
romantic streak.
Who is the lucky girl
I wonder?
I’ll see you in class!”
“Err…fanks Miss!
Yea, in class o’course!
Yea...see ya then!”
Fuck me! She liked it!
Naw; she LOVED it!
YES!!
Shit; where’s me dictionary?
What the FUCK does
‘colloquial’ mean?
Comments
jennifer | March 27, 2009 - 13:09
Hahahahahahaha oh dear, I hope my students don't think like this but many of them certainly sound like this!
Brilliant!
J x
threeleafshamrock | March 27, 2009 - 17:00
Haha, you can bet at least one does Jen. I had a big crush on my English teacher. She told me once, that I had the greenest eyes she had ever seen; I sat for the rest of the term in class looking like Marty Feldman on speed lol. If you have never heard of him, google him and you'll see why she probably thought that I was on drugs, hahaha!
http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/martyfeldman.jpg
Nathan Bednarek | March 28, 2009 - 15:34
Yes! Brilliant! How do you come up with these things? And who was the teacher??? ;-p