Santa the Fat Lad


from the ABC set Humorous Ramblings

There once was a fat lad called Santa
who was fond of the whiskey decanta.
after raiding the shelves,
he'd screw half the elves,
then watch the football on Setanta

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Comments

MistakenMagic | December 27, 2009 - 20:57

Nice one Chris ;) Hope you had a great Christmas!

Magic xxx

threeleafshamrock | December 27, 2009 - 22:22

Hi Magic, I had a very busy one. It's all about the kids really at this stage, so it is pandemonium in this house. Hope you also managed to have a nice Christmas. I'm sure that you had mixed feelings but your first 'legal' Christmas, should be fun.

Chris XXXX ;)