Sex-Life


from the ABC set Humorous Ramblings

There is life!

What constitutes
the meaning of life?

To exist;
is this living?
Not necessarily I think.

To live
is certainly to exist
but is existing enough?

To be remembered;
Is this proof of a life lived?
Is it a life still living;
alive in the memory?

If so, is Elvis dead?
Obviously not!
If not, will he play a concert?
Obviously!
If so, can I book a ticket?
I’ll get two.

You said that you would sleep with me,
when Elvis played a live gig;
shall we do it before
or after the concert?

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Comments

Jupiter | June 17, 2009 - 13:02

Very clever Chris. ;-)

jennifer | June 17, 2009 - 13:17

Good stuff, but I think the first two stanzas say EXACTLY the same thing, eh?

Questions only you can answer!

J x

chuck | June 17, 2009 - 13:35

Ah the mystery of conception. Gives new meaning to 'Baby, Let's Play House'. :)

threeleafshamrock | June 17, 2009 - 15:22

I thought so J. SHE didn't but it made her laugh and I learned at an early age that if you can make 'em laugh, your half way there LOL.

threeleafshamrock | June 17, 2009 - 15:25

Jen, you are - as usual - absolutley right ;) Changed it. It was only a bit of a laugh anyway but God loves a trier...unfortunately, I didn't want to sleep with God lol. XX

threeleafshamrock | June 17, 2009 - 15:26

Haha, chuck, you crack me up; it's you who should be the comedian round here lol. ;)

MistakenMagic | June 17, 2009 - 19:49

Hehe another one that's got me laughing Chris! Seriously - bring out your own 'Bloke's Poetry Book' ;)

Magic xxx