Skunk with brilliant stripe so white
You look so cute, yet smell like shite
I’d love to cuddle you so tight
But you're too bloody smelly
I’ve heard you called ‘malodorous’
(now there’s a word you could discuss)
But it’s not really worth the fuss
Cos it just means you’re smelly
Your bushy tail looks full of fun
All black and white (bit like a nun)
But you’ve got a dirty habit son
You’re awful bloody smelly
Some people have thought you a kitty
And it must be said, you are quite pretty
But your scent is best described as shitty
Cos you’re so bloody smelly
I think I’ll leave you well alone
Cos I’ve found out just how you’re prone
To spraying what so ain’t cologne
You're just to bloody smelly
My mum thought she did hear meow
And went to stroke but shouted WOW!
Oh FUCK! Who’s gone and dropped one now
It’s him, I said, he’s smelly
Dad bought a dog who barks and bites
And is always getting into fights
But even when he pees or shites
He’s not like you, you're smelly!
Comments
MistakenMagic | July 28, 2009 - 07:29
Awww poor old skunk! You bully Chris ;) Great rhythm in this one!
Magic xxx
threeleafshamrock | July 28, 2009 - 09:34
Oh Magic, please don't use the 'B' word; I can't go through that again ;).
I would like to state that this piece is not intended as a slight against anyone on this site or any other living person (or dead one come to that).
Just in case; anyone daft enough to call themselves 'Skunk' is leaving themselves open to being thought of as very cute, bushy tailed, outlandishly intelligent and potentially smelly animal.
Any reference to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental!
Phew! That should do it... I will be posting my lawyer's phone number (when I get one) later....;)
Thanks for reading Magic XX
Skunk | July 29, 2009 - 11:01
Human beings smell pretty awful to skunks, I'll have you know. Skunks have an honest, manly smell that says they've just done a hard day's labour on the sewage farm, and all without actually having to do the work.
A fine choice of subject for a poem. I liked the third pong best.
threeleafshamrock | July 29, 2009 - 11:23
Thank you Sku...Sir. 'Labour on a sewage farm'; a manly and worthwhile endeavour - sewage is a bloody hard thing to grow and can be treacherous around fans (and I don't mean supporters).
The third pong also appealed especially to me, having being taught by some wonderfully frustrated virgins. Appreciate your professional opinion; I will file it away - under 'P' (for Phew! got away with that one).