The consultation


from the ABC set WILD

Lyttelton 1994
Dr v.Vake’s consulting rooms

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“Please, have a seat. Your name?”, “Timothy Tucker.”
“The complaint?”, “Chronic diarrhea.”
“How much did you drink last night?”, “Two beers.”

“Can you take off your shirt, and lie on the bench please.”

“What is this?”
Poke. “Ouch!”
Poke! “OUCH!!”
“It’s your liver.”

“Please sit down.”

“How much did you drink last night?”
“About a dozen I think.”
“Have you ever tried to get help?”
“Yes.”
“You must go back.”

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Comments

Nolan | July 15, 2010 - 15:22

Sober as a judge on Sunday.

Tom Brown | July 15, 2010 - 16:16

Verbatim

Nolan | July 16, 2010 - 09:00

By the Grace of God.