Once Upon A Time In The Soviet Union (Flash Fiction)


from the ABC set Stories

“Dammit, Boris”, said Illya, shivering his balls off, “Are you sure this is what they are wearing in America now?”.

“Yes, they’re called Emperor’s new clothes. They’re cool, no?”, replied Boris, the black marketeer.

“Cool!?”, said Illya, “In this Russian climate, they’re f-fucking f-freezing”.

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Comments

insertponceyfre... | June 15, 2011 - 15:08

very funny!

Highhat | June 15, 2011 - 16:16

yes very funny ;)) ;D
hehe

;)Pia

well-wisher | June 15, 2011 - 16:36

Thanks, insert and pia.

skinner_jennifer | June 15, 2011 - 17:19

Yes I had a laugh at this one!

Jenny.

well-wisher | June 15, 2011 - 18:58

Thanks, Jenny.