Spider Queen? I think not!

Spider Queen? I think not!
Bravery is something I haven't got.
When it comes to the blumin' creepy crawlies,
I must say they make me feel really poorly.
My head spins, I feel dizzy, I Hyperventilate,
I feel numb, all my senses disintegrate.
I see not one but an army of them,
oh I would be rich if they were gems.
They come into my room, nearly every night,
and give me the biggest fright.
Why I am so scared of these creepy crawlies,
and why they make me so very poorly,
Is beyond me and my family, entirely.
I can't even touch the ground in my room anymore,
because they come in scuttling along the floor and under the door.
Is it me? Am I the spider Queen,
and If I am, I blumin' don't wanna be.
Cause they scare me half to death,
wouldn't be surprised if that's how I draw my last breath,
Screaming the house down in my rocking chair,
If one heard a rawr so loud they'd think I were a grizzly bear.