"Oh my God!" She wants me to meet her parents. "Jeepers Creepers!" "Holy Moses!" Now how come I'd found myself politely replying: "Of course, darling...
Yum yum. Munch munch. Another jaffa cake bar enjoyed. Another lovely cup of tea. I am supposed to be swimming. I have not been swimming since before...
Today I bought a beautiful red dress and I will be beautiful in it! Today I found some brilliant Christmas presents and I could afford them this year...