TheRoz81

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I have 66 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
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Craig Rozniecki

My stories

What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis Joined Forces to Make a Holiday Commercial?

Personally, I think the shake weight commercials are some of the most unintentionally funny commercials out right now. Cialis is not too far behind in that regard.

Memory Lane (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)

A midnight ride, Into the darkness I go, Life passing before my eyes, No matter how fast or slow, Each entity I envision, Brings about numerous memories,

Doctors Crack Me Up Sometimes

So, I went to the doctor's this past Monday. I'm heading northbound to Michigan tomorrow to see family over Memorial Day weekend.

Buzz Kill

I fly in the sky, Never wanting to come down, I feel the ultimate high, As I float up in the clouds

The Overuse of Pronouns

Some people like to speak in clichés. Others like to speak in metaphors. Certain special people even like to speak in tongues.

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