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LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

She'd just got up from her seat, When her handbag hit his head. He went to slap her arm, but missed And slapped her ass instead. She looked at him...

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JUST HOW IT IS

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

Aren't I good enough for you? Tell me you don't feel the same. Highlight all my weaknesses. Modesty's my middle name. I'll never be enough for you, I...

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KYLIE FANTASY

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

My relationship with Gavin had become stale. We'd only been seeing each other for three weeks - but I told myself that bread gets stale in less time.

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I WANT TO LOVE YOU

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

I want to love you, But you're too bloody vain. Hurry, quick! Check your appearance yet again. I would run my fingers, Through your hair as well...

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FLOWERS ON MY GRAVE

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

Thank you for the flowers, That you placed on my grave. If I could see or smell them, I am sure they would be nice. It's touching that you care, But...

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DATING AGENCY

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

"So: you want to meet a man who could put his weight about if the need should ever arise, but who won't lay a finger on you in anger; he

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EAT UP YOUR EASTER EGGS!

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

This poem was written around an Easter time!

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CHAT-UP LINES

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

I've forgotten where I live - will you take me home? I like your eyes - do your eyes like me?

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A TART WITH A HEART

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

She's a tart with a heart. She's a slapper, but she's kind. She's a trollop, but a nice one, For she has a thoughtful mind. She is sex-hungry yet...

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ONE MAN

By alp on Tue, 30 Nov 2004

I am a one-man woman, Where is my one-woman man? I don't know where he might be, Though I do know where I am. I would like some male sunshine; Of one...