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He's facing the old man down soon as the car door slams. This is it. He graciously tolerated her howler monkey housemate, his 'Whojoo thinkyoowar's and the needly-fingered local doubled over the bar

She clicked on the file of her housing Officer, unhelpful little fucker, she said to herself. I'll get him one Day, get the little fucker sacked.

Hitler was in trouble again.

MY LIFE OY VAY 6 (Diary of a drunk) CIDER RULES THE HOUSE. Wake up to a nightmare. Thatcher on television. I thought she was dead. Throbbing head so decide to use the 'cure'. I get 6 Solpadeine and dissolve them into a glass of cider. Swig the lot down. I once tried that with Andrews liver salts and almost drowned in a sea of spume. Feel immediately better until I turn my attention to the TV and Thatcher. Apparently she's 80 and is losing her marbles and can't speak. Rejoice! There is a God.

"Rent Parties" the good old days of getting your rent paid on the due date!

When will it ever end? When will my skin become my friend? Oh enemy of mine, please be fair And make me feel fine We are supposed to be one you and I When will this anguish ever cease? When will i stop shedding my fleece?

out of focus, out of reality

Walking home i sliped into a daydream ish thing. i was home before i knew i was walking

Chip money is good for my fag habit. And I need 10p off someone please¦ But nooo chance of me lending any To anyone, there's 2 weeks 'til I get paid. And I'm going for a walk in a minute,