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F - Clerihew IV

By rokkitnite

Mon, 13 Sep 2004
  • 1679 reads
 

Lieutenant B.A. Barracus

Slightly crackers

How the fuck did you survive Saigon?

You dress more conspicuously than Elton John.

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