X-TREMELY IRRITATING PERSON AT THE CINEMA

"That person at the front,
Is aggravating me.
She's not only eating,
But eating noisily.
And how many more times,
Must she talk on her phone,
In that annoying voice?"

"You do not have to moan."

"Of course I have to moan,
She can't keep on that way!"

"But it isn't as if,
She'll act on what you'll say."

"Because she's ignorant,
Or enjoys being mean?"

"I don't think she'll hear you,
While she's on that big screen."

April 2006