alp

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The earliest I started uploading pieces to this site was in 2002. I hadn't previously heard of ABCtales. I did a search for a writing site, and this one appealed to me for its 'feel'. My interests include humour, music and spirituality. Some of my writing reflects this (she says!). http://s751.photobucket.com/albums/xx156/A-L-P/

Right now, I have 785 stories in 31 collections on the site. My stories have been read 608918 times and 47 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

SYMPATHETIC SPIDER

Submitted on November 17, 2011 - 17:51 | 108 reads

NOT THE LOT!

Submitted on November 16, 2011 - 17:30 | 55 reads

DONE AND DUSTED

Submitted on October 25, 2011 - 20:13 | 81 reads

WHERE?

Submitted on October 24, 2011 - 15:38 | 73 reads

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

Submitted on January 10, 2011 - 18:45 | 186 reads

HOW’S LIFE?!

Submitted on November 9, 2010 - 19:19 | 169 reads

U and those letters!

Submitted on September 20, 2010 - 17:39 | 210 reads

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ENGLISH COUPLE

Submitted on June 7, 2010 - 17:25 | 312 reads

IFS AND BUT

Submitted on April 24, 2010 - 16:21 | 263 reads

VALENTINE’S DAY COMING SOON

Submitted on February 10, 2010 - 20:10 | 320 reads

KILLED A PART OF ME

Submitted on February 9, 2010 - 17:45 | 332 reads

ROMANCE FOR EVERYONE?

Submitted on February 8, 2010 - 19:00 | 310 reads

For the 4s!

Submitted on January 29, 2010 - 17:12 | 332 reads

QUEST IN ENGLAND

Submitted on September 27, 2009 - 21:04 | 406 reads

JUST A SPOONFUL OF SUGABABES

Submitted on September 22, 2009 - 16:04 | 332 reads

ZAP - A THIEF LEADS TO GRIEF!

Submitted on September 9, 2009 - 16:40 | 340 reads

LOOK!

Submitted on August 21, 2009 - 18:12 | 342 reads

NOBODY AND NO-ONE

Submitted on May 12, 2009 - 20:36 | 413 reads

SIMILE SMILES

Submitted on May 3, 2009 - 17:36 | 418 reads

BEST ENEMY

Submitted on April 16, 2009 - 17:29 | 382 reads

PLEASE DON'T

Submitted on March 28, 2009 - 13:00 | 376 reads

OVER A COUPLE OF COUPLES

Submitted on March 16, 2009 - 18:04 | 374 reads

X-CITER OF MY SOUL

Submitted on February 28, 2009 - 15:49 | 375 reads

HE WAS AFTER ONE THING

Submitted on February 26, 2009 - 17:45 | 409 reads

EVER SO SLIGHTLY

Submitted on December 15, 2008 - 18:11 | 357 reads

GO

Submitted on November 23, 2008 - 10:58 | 376 reads

ADMIRER

Submitted on November 8, 2008 - 11:15 | 376 reads

THE MENU WON'T DO

Submitted on November 7, 2008 - 18:44 | 355 reads

YOUR FACE AFTER YEARS

Submitted on October 24, 2008 - 21:27 | 434 reads

DON’T SAY ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

Submitted on October 10, 2008 - 10:48 | 431 reads

MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB

Submitted on October 9, 2008 - 17:54 | 409 reads

KILLER

Submitted on September 16, 2008 - 21:08 | 411 reads

ON THE SUBJECT OF YOUR LOVE

Submitted on September 15, 2008 - 21:46 | 415 reads

MY SEX FOR MONEY SERVICE

Submitted on September 15, 2008 - 18:29 | 424 reads

QUITE ROMANTIC

Submitted on September 9, 2008 - 18:00 | 413 reads

VERY SAD OF YOU

Submitted on September 3, 2008 - 15:58 | 449 reads

HAVING ANOTHER IN MIND

Submitted on August 31, 2008 - 18:08 | 398 reads

U DON’T DESERVE HER, SHE DESERVES BETTER

Submitted on August 31, 2008 - 14:20 | 406 reads

RUBBER FOR YOU?

Submitted on August 29, 2008 - 17:06 | 408 reads

EXCUSE THE PUNS

Submitted on August 22, 2008 - 17:04 | 400 reads

BUT YOU WERE LOVED

Submitted on June 24, 2008 - 17:35 | 507 reads

LOWERCASE HAS NO PLACE

Submitted on June 16, 2008 - 17:53 | 473 reads

JUST NOT AS EXPECTED

Submitted on June 5, 2008 - 17:15 | 408 reads

GOOD BITS?

Submitted on June 3, 2008 - 18:17 | 414 reads

SCAM

Submitted on May 1, 2008 - 18:06 | 398 reads

ZONE OF AUNTIES!

Submitted on April 4, 2008 - 18:07 | 406 reads

FAMILIES

Submitted on January 31, 2008 - 20:13 | 468 reads

PLANET PLAN IT

Submitted on January 22, 2008 - 18:59 | 397 reads

NAME IS A SHAME!

Submitted on October 26, 2007 - 16:36 | 447 reads

CAN’T YOU RABBIT ON?

Submitted on September 22, 2007 - 13:07 | 465 reads

X-ASPERATINGLY IMBALANCED

Submitted on September 2, 2007 - 19:07 | 497 reads

I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU

Submitted on August 23, 2007 - 18:29 | 532 reads

You’re Stuffed Restaurant’s rules on complaints

Submitted on August 20, 2007 - 16:30 | 658 reads

APPETITE FOR A FIGHT

Submitted on June 14, 2007 - 22:31 | 523 reads

TROPICAL

Submitted on June 13, 2007 - 19:05 | 538 reads

WHERE CAN HE PUT IT?

Submitted on June 5, 2007 - 16:58 | 548 reads

DISAPPOINTMENT? UNDERSTATEMENT!

Submitted on May 31, 2007 - 17:57 | 874 reads

VERY PURE MOOD

Submitted on November 2, 2006 - 18:09 | 554 reads

OLIVER'S NIGHT OF FRIGHT

Submitted on October 30, 2006 - 13:08 | 534 reads

EXTRAORDINARY

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 20:12 | 609 reads

KIND OF RESTAURANT YOU WANT?!

Submitted on October 24, 2006 - 17:00 | 608 reads

KISS FROM ZAC

Submitted on October 11, 2006 - 16:09 | 596 reads

EASY TO BET YOUR FOOD?!

Submitted on October 6, 2006 - 16:52 | 545 reads

ZERO TIME FOR HER?

Submitted on October 1, 2006 - 12:34 | 571 reads

KNOWING THE MESS OF THE DARKNESS

Submitted on September 19, 2006 - 11:32 | 609 reads

VERY ODD PALINDROME PAL

Submitted on September 9, 2006 - 16:24 | 652 reads

VARIOUS NEEDS FULFILLED

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 22:10 | 599 reads

X-ERCISE OF THE CRYING EYES

Submitted on September 3, 2006 - 11:07 | 539 reads

XENA THE LAP DANCE TEACHER

Submitted on August 29, 2006 - 15:53 | 673 reads

OH NO; POOR PLUTO!

Submitted on August 25, 2006 - 16:17 | 617 reads

QUITE A BRASSY WOMAN'S ADVERT

Submitted on August 19, 2006 - 16:41 | 549 reads

QUITE A CAN MAN?

Submitted on August 19, 2006 - 10:15 | 535 reads

ZAP - OTHER THAN BIG BROTHER

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 16:27 | 577 reads

HURT DESSERTS

Submitted on August 16, 2006 - 17:31 | 625 reads

KISS OF THE BRACKET MONSTER

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 18:53 | 573 reads

JUST WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING @?

Submitted on July 27, 2006 - 18:09 | 546 reads

HOORAY FOR THE RSPCA!

Submitted on July 26, 2006 - 16:38 | 605 reads

MY FRIEND? MY ASS

Submitted on July 25, 2006 - 16:00 | 568 reads

QUEEN OF SLEAZE

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 14:44 | 602 reads

U SHALL BE...

Submitted on July 15, 2006 - 10:46 | 657 reads

E-MAIL HELL

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 12:53 | 604 reads

THE END BEGINS HERE

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:31 | 636 reads

X-TREMELY IRRITATING PERSON AT THE CINEMA

Submitted on July 2, 2006 - 11:55 | 640 reads

JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME SO MUCH!

Submitted on June 27, 2006 - 18:10 | 600 reads

KNIVES AND LIVES

Submitted on June 25, 2006 - 12:29 | 548 reads

JUST DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 16:09 | 585 reads

UPS AND DOWNS

Submitted on May 31, 2006 - 18:53 | 655 reads

OH, I WISH I WAS AN ALIEN

Submitted on May 30, 2006 - 17:49 | 604 reads

GIRLFRIEND INSTRUCTION POEM FROM HER BOYFRIEND

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 10:32 | 1501 reads

R YOU GOING TO BE SWEETER?

Submitted on April 26, 2006 - 17:02 | 689 reads

VERY NICE LOOKING

Submitted on April 19, 2006 - 16:20 | 697 reads

GREAT SOULMATE?

Submitted on April 13, 2006 - 17:23 | 687 reads

GORGEOUS AND RIDICULOUS

Submitted on April 10, 2006 - 14:39 | 701 reads

REELING FEELING

Submitted on March 20, 2006 - 21:47 | 739 reads

X-AMPLES OF FOOD WITH ABILITY?

Submitted on March 19, 2006 - 20:50 | 718 reads

X-PLAINING WHY MEN HAVE NIPPLES

Submitted on March 19, 2006 - 13:17 | 758 reads

YOU REMIND ME OF FOOD

Submitted on March 12, 2006 - 14:19 | 747 reads

VERY USELESS BLOODY SHOP

Submitted on March 10, 2006 - 18:31 | 691 reads

QUEER IS FEAR

Submitted on March 5, 2006 - 22:19 | 761 reads

EVERY DAY I HATE YOU MORE AND MORE

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 18:26 | 874 reads

OOPS, FOOD HAS BEEN DROPPED INTO THEIR SONG TITLES

Submitted on March 1, 2006 - 19:33 | 820 reads

NICHOLAS

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 18:30 | 798 reads

TINA'S TURNER

Submitted on February 21, 2006 - 17:06 | 858 reads

WILL

Submitted on February 20, 2006 - 22:35 | 802 reads

HEARD IT'S RAINING MEN

Submitted on February 16, 2006 - 18:10 | 809 reads

THE SIZE OF IT

Submitted on February 15, 2006 - 18:17 | 739 reads

NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD

Submitted on February 13, 2006 - 22:26 | 822 reads

X-PLAIN WHY I FALL FOR SUCH WEIRDOES?

Submitted on February 13, 2006 - 17:02 | 737 reads

QUICK; HELP THE PLANET!

Submitted on February 2, 2006 - 22:18 | 812 reads

AT THE DOOR

Submitted on February 1, 2006 - 19:25 | 751 reads

ANGER FOR HER

Submitted on January 31, 2006 - 21:21 | 825 reads

KISS A MISS

Submitted on January 30, 2006 - 21:56 | 844 reads

TOMORROW'S HOPES

Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 20:40 | 837 reads

FIGHT OF THE PLANETS

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 18:37 | 765 reads

ON THE BEACH

Submitted on January 21, 2006 - 12:35 | 800 reads

U MAKE ME FEEL ALONE

Submitted on January 19, 2006 - 22:41 | 843 reads

PVC

Submitted on January 19, 2006 - 18:19 | 860 reads

PASSWORD

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 22:17 | 813 reads

HOW FOOD AFFECTED ME

Submitted on January 17, 2006 - 17:14 | 777 reads

FAIRY CAKE

Submitted on January 17, 2006 - 17:08 | 848 reads

A CHOCOLATE ORANGE

Submitted on January 16, 2006 - 23:24 | 794 reads

GUY WHOSE H COMES OUT AS C OR K

Submitted on January 16, 2006 - 17:14 | 757 reads

COAT

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 16:19 | 807 reads

YOU ARE LONE LEE

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 15:48 | 766 reads

A PLACE CALLED C

Submitted on January 6, 2006 - 18:35 | 753 reads

HURTING HAS GONE

Submitted on December 30, 2005 - 18:05 | 758 reads

MUSICAL FOOD

Submitted on December 30, 2005 - 17:56 | 815 reads

DRESSED UP AND MESSED UP

Submitted on December 29, 2005 - 22:13 | 825 reads

UNPLEASANTNESS

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 14:52 | 745 reads

OVER MAN

Submitted on December 22, 2005 - 18:46 | 789 reads

LIES LEAD TO GOODBYES

Submitted on December 18, 2005 - 22:44 | 862 reads

MY SNOWMAN

Submitted on December 8, 2005 - 20:50 | 769 reads

VIOLINS AND PAST FEELINGS

Submitted on December 7, 2005 - 19:26 | 756 reads

GETTING RICH

Submitted on December 6, 2005 - 18:32 | 849 reads

QUESTIONS TO A BOY BAND

Submitted on November 27, 2005 - 20:16 | 757 reads

X-CITED BY HER

Submitted on November 25, 2005 - 17:09 | 831 reads

LIKES

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 21:02 | 755 reads

PUDDINGS AND THINGS

Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 18:48 | 813 reads

WHY ARE WE HERE?

Submitted on November 21, 2005 - 17:08 | 785 reads

NO TIME FOR CRIME

Submitted on November 19, 2005 - 13:27 | 780 reads

WONDERFUL TOUCH

Submitted on November 4, 2005 - 19:18 | 775 reads

LONELY ROOM

Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 17:06 | 799 reads

ORANGE RUBBER BRA

Submitted on October 25, 2005 - 19:16 | 1147 reads

REALLY STRONG LANGUAGE

Submitted on October 25, 2005 - 16:18 | 847 reads

MAYBE TOMORROW

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 15:02 | 852 reads

MIGHT AS WELL LET IT DIE

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 13:22 | 880 reads

REFRESHING CHANGE?

Submitted on October 19, 2005 - 18:01 | 802 reads

ROMANCE ISN'T FOR EVERYONE

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 17:36 | 822 reads

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO STAY FAITHFUL?

Submitted on October 17, 2005 - 17:59 | 822 reads

DRESS TO IMPRESS

Submitted on October 17, 2005 - 13:35 | 810 reads

SPIRIT HELPER

Submitted on October 17, 2005 - 13:18 | 811 reads

A FAN REQUIREMENT

Submitted on October 16, 2005 - 23:19 | 860 reads

EROTIC WORDS MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED IN

Submitted on October 16, 2005 - 19:39 | 765 reads

YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF ME

Submitted on October 15, 2005 - 16:41 | 895 reads

PETER

Submitted on October 14, 2005 - 17:08 | 888 reads

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Submitted on October 14, 2005 - 16:11 | 875 reads

JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 18:16 | 890 reads

ENJOY THE VIOLENCE

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 21:46 | 847 reads

COMMUNICATION

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 17:32 | 938 reads

SINEAD

Submitted on October 7, 2005 - 17:18 | 1010 reads

TROUBLE OF THE BODY

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 17:59 | 849 reads

MUCKING AROUND WITH OTHERS' SONG TITLES

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:40 | 864 reads

VENUS IS ONE

Submitted on October 4, 2005 - 17:06 | 887 reads

KINKY

Submitted on October 2, 2005 - 16:13 | 800 reads

FRUSTRATED AND IRRITATED

Submitted on October 2, 2005 - 14:41 | 812 reads

NEVER

Submitted on October 1, 2005 - 11:13 | 960 reads

BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU ASK FOR

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 17:34 | 874 reads

KATE, IT'S NOT TOO LATE

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 17:10 | 925 reads

NOT LOVING LOVE MUCH RIGHT NOW

Submitted on September 26, 2005 - 21:10 | 928 reads

QUESTIONNAIRE FROM THE TEACHER

Submitted on September 26, 2005 - 16:20 | 870 reads

PINE FOR YOU

Submitted on September 25, 2005 - 21:07 | 813 reads

COVER MY FACE

Submitted on September 24, 2005 - 17:08 | 1895 reads

SOMETIMES IT TAKES TWO

Submitted on September 24, 2005 - 12:38 | 783 reads

DODGY DOCTOR

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 20:56 | 902 reads

YOUR PANTS ARE PANTS

Submitted on September 22, 2005 - 17:08 | 888 reads

THE LYING GAME

Submitted on September 20, 2005 - 20:58 | 856 reads

ARGUING WITH DIFFERENT MEN

Submitted on September 19, 2005 - 17:37 | 899 reads

X-PRESSING FEELING NEGLECTED

Submitted on September 17, 2005 - 16:29 | 930 reads

HEARTBREAKER

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 15:10 | 910 reads

PROBLEM ATTIC

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 14:53 | 882 reads

SPREAD

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 21:43 | 990 reads

THE LOVE POEM

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 17:59 | 918 reads

YOU WILL SOON FORGET

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 20:39 | 898 reads

NON-EXISTENT LOVE-LIFE

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 11:48 | 874 reads

BISCUITS

Submitted on September 10, 2005 - 15:01 | 917 reads

EXPLAIN WHY YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

Submitted on September 10, 2005 - 13:46 | 876 reads

ELEVEN REASONS TO SLEEP

Submitted on September 9, 2005 - 16:47 | 895 reads

VARIATION CELEBRATION

Submitted on September 9, 2005 - 16:37 | 948 reads

A BUSY OFFICE

Submitted on September 8, 2005 - 21:55 | 910 reads

OH NO, I THINK HE WANTS ME

Submitted on September 7, 2005 - 19:57 | 872 reads

BEHIND THE WHEEL

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 17:29 | 1008 reads

BEING A LAMP

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 21:57 | 867 reads

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 20:51 | 824 reads

BEAUTIFUL AND IMPERFECT YOU

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 12:44 | 978 reads

R U TEXTING YOUR LOVER?

Submitted on September 2, 2005 - 16:57 | 1029 reads

WAVING GOODBYE TO COMMON SENSE

Submitted on September 1, 2005 - 21:48 | 935 reads

SUDDENLY A TROLLOP

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 17:05 | 854 reads

LUSTFUL CONVERSATION

Submitted on August 29, 2005 - 14:11 | 1002 reads

DIDN'T KNOW

Submitted on August 25, 2005 - 22:11 | 990 reads

BIG DAY

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 20:47 | 900 reads

MISMATCHED LIBIDOS

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 16:36 | 1158 reads

THE ICING ON THE CAKE

Submitted on August 23, 2005 - 17:36 | 828 reads

JUGGLE WITH PROVERBS

Submitted on August 23, 2005 - 16:17 | 926 reads

NO DOUBT YOU'LL LOVE GWEN

Submitted on August 18, 2005 - 16:11 | 856 reads

DELICIOUS WOMAN

Submitted on August 13, 2005 - 13:32 | 953 reads

I FELT YOUR BEAUTY

Submitted on June 26, 2005 - 20:05 | 774 reads

MIXED-UP MAN

Submitted on May 6, 2005 - 13:00 | 709 reads

CRY

Submitted on September 23, 2004 - 14:12 | 709 reads

REFLECT ON THIS

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 13:48 | 738 reads

UNDERSTANDING IS HARD FOR HER

Submitted on January 29, 2005 - 13:58 | 722 reads

TALKING IN NUMBERS

Submitted on May 26, 2005 - 17:04 | 691 reads

A LOT OF DON'Ts

Submitted on February 22, 2005 - 21:14 | 831 reads

VELVET NOTHINGNESS

Submitted on May 23, 2005 - 21:04 | 696 reads

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Submitted on October 15, 2004 - 18:09 | 832 reads

SORE SUBJECT

Submitted on March 3, 2005 - 23:44 | 668 reads

ZzzzzLess; Insomnia

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:53 | 878 reads

X IS A RUDE LETTER

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:54 | 778 reads

YOUR BED

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:33 | 825 reads

VERY DODGY!

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:40 | 858 reads

WOMAN IN BLACK

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:13 | 800 reads

TOMATO SAUCE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:27 | 809 reads

U and me

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:56 | 847 reads

RUN

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 20:00 | 680 reads

SORRY

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:26 | 931 reads

PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT ME

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:29 | 788 reads

QUIRKY CHERRY CRUSH

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:49 | 866 reads

NAUGHTY

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:37 | 752 reads

LOVE ON THE ROCKS

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:26 | 791 reads

MAN IN BLACK

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:13 | 805 reads

JUST ABOUT A CROSS DRESSER...

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:20 | 792 reads

KISS THIS

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:49 | 827 reads

H can really change things

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:27 | 805 reads

I MEAN LESS TO YOU THAN YOU MEAN TO ME

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:04 | 778 reads

FRESH

Submitted on May 18, 2005 - 17:44 | 671 reads

GET LOST

Submitted on December 28, 2004 - 13:12 | 614 reads

DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:09 | 823 reads

EACH TIME COUNTS

Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:38 | 823 reads

BAD BEHAVIOUR?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:25 | 765 reads

CHAT WITH A HEAD

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:04 | 742 reads

ALL I WANT IS TO BE YOUR FRIEND

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:29 | 827 reads

ZESTY, FRUITY ROMANTIC ATTEMPTS

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:12 | 807 reads

X SEX

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:39 | 864 reads

YOU

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 18:31 | 977 reads

VICIOUS CHOCOLATE LOVER

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 19:50 | 764 reads

WANT A HAPPIER LIFE?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:40 | 740 reads

TOUCH

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:48 | 940 reads

UNLOVED (BUT ANYWAY...)

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:22 | 876 reads

RED ROSES OUT THE WINDOW

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:23 | 763 reads

SUNSHINE TO THE SOUL

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:39 | 766 reads

PMT?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:41 | 827 reads

QUITE A FAKE WOMAN

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:08 | 858 reads

NAUGHTY JUNGLE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:15 | 767 reads

OOOOH, NO!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:47 | 626 reads

LOVE?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:06 | 884 reads

MAYBE I DON'T ACTUALLY LOVE YOU

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:11 | 778 reads

JUST ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:59 | 774 reads

KNEADED

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:27 | 768 reads

HOT PINK BALLOON

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:05 | 750 reads

IN LOVE WITH LOVE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:39 | 793 reads

FEELS LIKE I'VE LOST YOU

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:39 | 857 reads

GEEZER BIRD

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:30 | 2377 reads

DEATH'S COME BETWEEN US

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:42 | 782 reads

EROTIC DICK

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:48 | 1458 reads

BEFORE YOU GO

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:41 | 774 reads

COMPARE!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:04 | 832 reads

A FRIEND OF THE EARTH

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 19:41 | 644 reads

Zap - YOU CAN DO MAGIC

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 22:47 | 692 reads

Xx BODY TALK xX

Submitted on June 4, 2005 - 15:20 | 836 reads

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 16:21 | 742 reads

VICTIM OF LOVE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:07 | 889 reads

WALK ON BY

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 16:16 | 894 reads

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:29 | 818 reads

UNFORGETTABLE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:11 | 784 reads

RED RED WINE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:13 | 855 reads

SO COLD THE NIGHT

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:11 | 897 reads

PRETTY IN PINK

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:00 | 816 reads

QUESTION OF LUST

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 20:48 | 698 reads

NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN

Submitted on June 11, 2005 - 00:06 | 728 reads

OUT OF TIME

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:11 | 848 reads

LUST FOR LIFE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:13 | 688 reads

MEMORY...

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:33 | 992 reads

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:11 | 912 reads

KILLING ME SOFTLY

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:13 | 888 reads

I HEAR YOU KNOCKING

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 19:02 | 720 reads

FEELS LIKE HEAVEN

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:46 | 829 reads

GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:14 | 927 reads

DO YA THINK I'M SEXY?

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 04:03 | 829 reads

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 20:39 | 727 reads

CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 03:07 | 881 reads

ABRACADABRA

Submitted on December 6, 2004 - 22:06 | 736 reads

ZIP ME UP

Submitted on January 6, 2005 - 23:16 | 692 reads

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT?

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 13:58 | 724 reads

VEGETABLE WOMAN

Submitted on November 11, 2004 - 11:26 | 803 reads

TO BE FAIR...

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:29 | 853 reads

UNCLE JACK

Submitted on November 11, 2004 - 22:42 | 855 reads

REVENGE THING?

Submitted on April 24, 2005 - 21:28 | 689 reads

STIFF

Submitted on January 11, 2005 - 21:11 | 709 reads

POLE DANCER

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:10 | 829 reads

QUOTA OF LUST

Submitted on December 19, 2004 - 22:50 | 692 reads

LOVE YOUR EYES

Submitted on November 23, 2004 - 20:21 | 666 reads

MEASURE OF PLEASURE

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:22 | 933 reads

JUST?

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 23:11 | 670 reads

HUSBAND

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 13:34 | 1134 reads

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 17:27 | 836 reads

FIRST AND LAST DATE

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 18:24 | 681 reads

GENITALS!

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:17 | 849 reads

DO THEY FANCY YOU?

Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 17:35 | 881 reads

EROTICARINA

Submitted on November 9, 2004 - 23:28 | 719 reads

CLEANER?

Submitted on January 4, 2005 - 19:08 | 811 reads

AIN'T GOT NO-ONE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 02:18 | 922 reads

ZOMBIE

Submitted on November 19, 2004 - 11:38 | 679 reads

X-AMPLE

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 12:37 | 781 reads

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MY HUSBAND?

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 12:17 | 817 reads

WHEN I'M SIXTY THREE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:46 | 792 reads

TOSS

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 19:06 | 720 reads

U SHOULD HAVE BEEN...

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 00:42 | 871 reads

RAINY EYES

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 09:25 | 850 reads

SENSE OF LOVE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:50 | 853 reads

PUSHING FOR PLEASURE

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 01:03 | 721 reads

QUEUE OF AGES

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:20 | 907 reads

NOW YOU'VE LOST IT

Submitted on November 19, 2004 - 22:45 | 707 reads

OH, SHE'S LOST IT

Submitted on November 19, 2004 - 23:33 | 708 reads

LIKE A CHINA DOLL

Submitted on November 19, 2004 - 00:02 | 664 reads

MASSAGE PARLOUR

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 23:26 | 750 reads

KISSED BY YOU

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 21:35 | 752 reads

HEAVEN

Submitted on June 1, 2005 - 21:31 | 694 reads

INNOCENCE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:49 | 820 reads

FRENCH

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 19:28 | 693 reads

GORGEOUS THING

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 20:56 | 643 reads

DON'T CARE

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 19:17 | 695 reads

BEING IN A HURTFUL PLACE

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 01:10 | 813 reads

CONSUMED BY YOU

Submitted on May 23, 2005 - 14:48 | 823 reads

ALL IN THE NAME

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:43 | 851 reads

ZEX

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 737 reads

Xx CAN'T STOP THINKING OF YOU xX

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 698 reads

VELVET DREAM OF YOU

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 732 reads

TURN BACK THE CLOCK?

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 716 reads

UFO

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:40 | 915 reads

REASONS TO BE TEARFUL

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 862 reads

SO MAYBE IT'S ME

Submitted on September 14, 2004 - 23:43 | 813 reads

PLEASE DON'T GO

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 699 reads

NOBODY LOVES ME

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:31 | 864 reads

LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 742 reads

JUST HOW IT IS

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 713 reads

KYLIE FANTASY

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 733 reads

HORNY

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 18:07 | 846 reads

I WANT TO LOVE YOU

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 673 reads

FLOWERS ON MY GRAVE

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 760 reads

GOOD AT MATHS

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 00:10 | 956 reads

DATING AGENCY

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 683 reads

EAT UP YOUR EASTER EGGS!

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 678 reads

BACK FOR COFFEE?

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:51 | 896 reads

CHAT-UP LINES

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 761 reads

A TART WITH A HEART

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 00:00 | 800 reads

ZOEY

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:10 | 1021 reads

Xx SEXY SALLY xX

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:07 | 4347 reads

YVONNE'S EYES

Submitted on November 28, 2004 - 23:10 | 727 reads

VICTORIA

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:15 | 807 reads

URSULA

Submitted on November 28, 2004 - 19:47 | 780 reads

REBECCA IS SINGLE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:11 | 927 reads

QUEER JIM

Submitted on December 4, 2004 - 14:31 | 663 reads

LUKE

Submitted on December 1, 2004 - 18:44 | 901 reads

MIKE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:13 | 913 reads

JULIAN'S LOVE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:01 | 826 reads

HOPE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:07 | 949 reads

IRIS

Submitted on November 27, 2004 - 16:58 | 685 reads

FAY'S SECRET

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 15:01 | 908 reads

GUY

Submitted on November 25, 2004 - 22:47 | 972 reads

DICK POWER?

Submitted on December 5, 2004 - 19:05 | 755 reads

ERIC AND ERICA

Submitted on November 26, 2004 - 17:36 | 2060 reads

BIG BOB

Submitted on November 26, 2004 - 00:21 | 699 reads

CHRIS

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 20:41 | 711 reads

APRIL

Submitted on November 27, 2004 - 16:37 | 650 reads

ZANY - YOUR UNDERWEAR

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 14:00 | 670 reads

Xx VALENTINE xX

Submitted on January 18, 2005 - 18:02 | 716 reads

YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AREN'T YOU?

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 18:57 | 830 reads

WHAT YOU NOTICE FIRST

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:56 | 694 reads

U IN A FRAME

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 19:51 | 681 reads

SO IF LOVE COULD PAINT A PICTURE...

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 15:27 | 636 reads

QUIRKY, FETISH BLOKE

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 19:32 | 701 reads

NO! DO NOT TOUCH

Submitted on January 14, 2005 - 13:17 | 752 reads

OOH, LONG OVERDUE!

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 17:10 | 856 reads

JUST LOOK WHAT THE CELEBS WILL MAKE YOU!

Submitted on April 12, 2005 - 17:42 | 642 reads

INTIMACY

Submitted on January 14, 2005 - 14:44 | 847 reads

FLARE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:23 | 678 reads

DO I LOVE YOU?

Submitted on January 17, 2005 - 21:57 | 707 reads

BETWEEN ME AND THE WALL

Submitted on January 19, 2005 - 11:23 | 771 reads

ZIPPY STRIPTEASE

Submitted on January 10, 2005 - 22:19 | 906 reads

X SURVEY

Submitted on January 10, 2005 - 19:51 | 678 reads

YULETIDE POETIC THRILLER

Submitted on January 15, 2005 - 18:35 | 855 reads

VELVETING THE TIP

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:42 | 868 reads

WE MADE LOVE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:35 | 893 reads

TO DIE FOR?

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:05 | 1029 reads

RAUNCHY?

Submitted on January 10, 2005 - 22:02 | 694 reads

NOTHINGNESS

Submitted on January 15, 2005 - 17:29 | 697 reads

OH, FORBIDDEN THING

Submitted on January 14, 2005 - 00:14 | 735 reads

LIPSTICK ON YOUR....

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:35 | 904 reads

KNICKERS

Submitted on January 10, 2005 - 19:43 | 706 reads

HOW IS YOUR LOVER?

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 22:12 | 692 reads

I FANCY THE PANTS OFF YOU

Submitted on January 9, 2005 - 21:51 | 3029 reads

FACING DEATH

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:11 | 820 reads

G SPOT

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:44 | 918 reads

DON'T FALL FOR A GEMINI

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:35 | 685 reads

EROTIC EYES

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:08 | 922 reads

BROKEN

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:08 | 936 reads

COMFORT

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:36 | 893 reads

ZOE'S FIRST TIME

Submitted on January 2, 2005 - 23:04 | 692 reads

X

Submitted on November 22, 2004 - 15:54 | 790 reads

YOU ARE A PICTURE

Submitted on November 23, 2004 - 23:44 | 689 reads

VICKY'S

Submitted on December 27, 2004 - 23:39 | 662 reads

WHY I WRITE

Submitted on January 11, 2005 - 22:17 | 748 reads

UNDERSTAND...

Submitted on November 21, 2004 - 16:58 | 828 reads

RUBBER DRESS

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 12:56 | 755 reads

SEXLESS

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:48 | 808 reads

PINK WOMAN

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:48 | 813 reads

QUESTIONING NOTHING

Submitted on January 2, 2005 - 20:17 | 749 reads

NICE MAN

Submitted on January 2, 2005 - 13:39 | 692 reads

ORGASMVILLE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:40 | 1917 reads

LEGGY BRUNETTE

Submitted on November 24, 2004 - 23:00 | 846 reads

MURMURING MICK

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:56 | 785 reads

JUST ANOTHER LOVE POEM

Submitted on December 12, 2004 - 23:09 | 734 reads

KNOCKERS

Submitted on November 21, 2004 - 14:49 | 690 reads

HURTING WITHOUT YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:53 | 852 reads

IS IT OBSESSIONAL?

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:03 | 814 reads

PC BOYFRIEND

Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 19:23 | 726 reads

OPPOSITES ATTRACT?

Submitted on March 23, 2005 - 19:20 | 711 reads

CUDDLE THE COMFORT FOOD

Submitted on May 21, 2005 - 14:44 | 771 reads

PASSION KILLER

Submitted on September 25, 2004 - 18:57 | 741 reads

TO RECOVER FROM ANOTHER

Submitted on June 1, 2005 - 17:29 | 705 reads

DO YOU WANNA SEE SOME FITTING NAMES?

Submitted on May 25, 2005 - 19:58 | 738 reads

IMPRESSIONIST

Submitted on May 31, 2005 - 20:08 | 699 reads

LOVE WITHOUT YOU...

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 18:57 | 823 reads

LOVE DISAGREEMENT

Submitted on March 24, 2005 - 12:42 | 832 reads

NOT SLEEPING WITH A STRANGER?

Submitted on February 24, 2005 - 17:35 | 679 reads

YOUR PRESENCE IS MISSED

Submitted on January 16, 2005 - 21:52 | 873 reads

FOR THE ABSENCE OF YOUR LOVE

Submitted on June 18, 2005 - 12:41 | 705 reads

DEATH OF A LOVED ONE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:53 | 850 reads

BLUE MAN

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:48 | 818 reads

CONTRADICTION WITH LOVE

Submitted on November 20, 2004 - 18:05 | 695 reads

ANGEL

Submitted on June 12, 2005 - 16:07 | 711 reads

ZESTY ZOE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:07 | 749 reads

X-PRESS BEFORE DEATH

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 11:29 | 2887 reads

WAYS I LOVE YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:12 | 874 reads

READ THE BEST THING YOUR EYES EVER WILL

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:17 | 827 reads

SEE THAT MAN...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:13 | 1067 reads

PEOPLE AND SWEETS

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:26 | 1031 reads

NOISES OF A DISHEARTENING KIND

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:10 | 807 reads

Oi! You're with the wrong person

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:26 | 895 reads

JUGS

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:39 | 884 reads

IT IS SILLY BUT I CAN'T HELP IT

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:10 | 1021 reads

FEELING FOR SOMEONE YOU CAN'T HAVE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:26 | 704 reads

GROTESQUE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:09 | 759 reads

EACH STAR-SIGN'S DESIRE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:53 | 1092 reads

BREAD IS AFTER YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:09 | 732 reads

CONDOM

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:07 | 889 reads

A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:26 | 927 reads

ZEST NO MORE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:52 | 713 reads

VEGETARIAN

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 20:03 | 657 reads

WHIPPED CREAM

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 11:06 | 705 reads

U DON'T WANT THAT, DO U?

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 17:03 | 680 reads

SLICE OF CAKE?

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:26 | 783 reads

QUITE A LOLLIPOP LADY

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 21:57 | 865 reads

NUTS

Submitted on June 19, 2005 - 20:32 | 682 reads

ORANGE CREAM

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:28 | 822 reads

Lover of chocolate?

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 21:35 | 874 reads

Mr Citrus

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:39 | 858 reads

JUST PLEASURING THE CHOCOLATE MAN

Submitted on May 30, 2005 - 13:12 | 711 reads

KREAM

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 22:06 | 694 reads

ICE CREAM

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:41 | 827 reads

FRUIT WOMAN

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 21:40 | 694 reads

GINGERBREAD MAN

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 09:42 | 844 reads

EGGS

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 21:11 | 683 reads

BREAD

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 20:12 | 665 reads

CHEESE

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 22:25 | 684 reads

APPLE OF MY EYE

Submitted on May 30, 2005 - 12:26 | 691 reads

ZIPPED UP

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 16:53 | 744 reads

YOUR WOMAN

Submitted on January 4, 2005 - 11:15 | 835 reads

VERSUS: MAN AND WOMAN

Submitted on January 3, 2005 - 13:48 | 809 reads

TOUCH ME UP

Submitted on December 13, 2004 - 22:15 | 772 reads

UNSPOKEN LOVE

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 21:35 | 664 reads

SILKEN KISS

Submitted on January 1, 2005 - 23:31 | 786 reads

PICTURE OF HIM

Submitted on January 4, 2005 - 11:24 | 897 reads

NO GENDER!

Submitted on January 8, 2005 - 16:47 | 765 reads

MARRIAGE NOT MADE IN HEAVEN

Submitted on January 3, 2005 - 23:01 | 821 reads

KISS ME

Submitted on January 3, 2005 - 19:22 | 710 reads

HOT IN THE HEAD

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:54 | 821 reads

INNUENDO

Submitted on December 14, 2004 - 21:10 | 835 reads

FEELS LIKE LOVE

Submitted on January 3, 2005 - 14:39 | 693 reads

GETTING OLDER

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:51 | 772 reads

EROTICISM IMPRISONED

Submitted on November 15, 2004 - 20:48 | 759 reads

BEING YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:53 | 852 reads

ZONE OF DESPAIR

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 18:22 | 662 reads

YOU HAUNT MY DREAMS

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:41 | 971 reads

VERY OVER YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 817 reads

WANTON

Submitted on November 17, 2004 - 15:19 | 640 reads

REMINDER OF A PAST

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:22 | 691 reads

SOMETIMES

Submitted on November 15, 2004 - 22:55 | 677 reads

QUESTION OF LUST IS IT?

Submitted on November 15, 2004 - 22:13 | 758 reads

ONE MAN

Submitted on November 30, 2004 - 18:46 | 681 reads

LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:32 | 844 reads

JUDGE JULIE

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 21:55 | 938 reads

KISS MY...

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 21:26 | 844 reads

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 19:59 | 662 reads

FORGIVENESS

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 19:27 | 710 reads

GOODBYE - DADDY'S GONE TO HEAVEN NOW

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 1132 reads

DEAR DIARY

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 19:10 | 677 reads

CRYING FOR NOTHING

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:40 | 855 reads

ABSTRACT

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:14 | 864 reads

ZILCH

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 16:18 | 642 reads

VICIOUS

Submitted on January 19, 2005 - 21:38 | 669 reads

WANTING YOU

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:34 | 840 reads

TAKE A CHANCE ON ME

Submitted on January 10, 2005 - 10:22 | 781 reads

U CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Submitted on January 19, 2005 - 23:27 | 693 reads

SPRING THING

Submitted on March 30, 2005 - 21:23 | 677 reads

RAINBOW WOMAN

Submitted on May 15, 2005 - 11:58 | 693 reads

QUITE UNFORTUNATELY

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 23:21 | 682 reads

NICE TO SEE YOU

Submitted on January 23, 2005 - 13:47 | 786 reads

OH, THEY ARE ROUND!

Submitted on April 17, 2005 - 14:05 | 799 reads

LOCATION

Submitted on January 9, 2005 - 19:05 | 774 reads

IN LOVE WITH A DOORKNOB

Submitted on January 20, 2005 - 13:10 | 694 reads

FEELINGS OF DESPAIR

Submitted on January 9, 2005 - 12:58 | 662 reads

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

Submitted on June 3, 2005 - 17:43 | 636 reads

DISGUISE

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 15:46 | 644 reads

BIG-HEAD

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 14:26 | 631 reads

CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 14:43 | 860 reads

Zzzz won't come

Submitted on June 4, 2005 - 17:17 | 700 reads

YOU THINK SHE WANTS YOU?

Submitted on February 24, 2005 - 00:13 | 789 reads

WHIPLASH

Submitted on December 30, 2004 - 14:48 | 707 reads

U ARE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 02:58 | 912 reads

REMEMBER US?

Submitted on December 28, 2004 - 18:02 | 819 reads

PRIVACY

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 02:56 | 816 reads

QUIZ

Submitted on December 29, 2004 - 15:42 | 658 reads

NOW, I AM TIME

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:10 | 858 reads

JUST KNOW I'M HAVING A BAD DAY

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 03:10 | 799 reads

HAND TO HOLD

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 02:58 | 892 reads

GOOD GRIEF, YOU'RE STUNNING

Submitted on December 28, 2004 - 16:57 | 783 reads

DIDN'T MEAN TO COME HERE

Submitted on May 22, 2005 - 20:34 | 733 reads

COME ON

Submitted on December 28, 2004 - 15:24 | 845 reads

ZAPPER THE MAGICIAN

Submitted on November 6, 2004 - 15:36 | 689 reads

X-RAY VISION

Submitted on January 16, 2005 - 17:00 | 716 reads

YES PLEASE

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 00:07 | 593 reads

VAMPIRES

Submitted on November 9, 2004 - 22:56 | 865 reads

WAYNE HUSSEY

Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 18:36 | 840 reads

THE SISTERS OF MERCY

Submitted on January 16, 2005 - 13:44 | 712 reads

U

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 11:52 | 719 reads

RESPECT

Submitted on November 6, 2004 - 12:13 | 617 reads

Some guy in Spain

Submitted on November 6, 2004 - 12:24 | 630 reads

PRUE, PIPER, PHOEBE

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 00:53 | 695 reads

QUICK - LOVE FOR SALE

Submitted on January 16, 2005 - 17:19 | 750 reads

LAUGH FOR YOUR LIFE

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 15:55 | 723 reads

MADONNA

Submitted on November 6, 2004 - 12:55 | 614 reads

JOHN LENNON

Submitted on November 5, 2004 - 08:57 | 632 reads

KYLIE

Submitted on November 6, 2004 - 13:11 | 623 reads

HE'S THE ONE

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 22:20 | 643 reads

I'VE GOT A FEELING

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 22:23 | 660 reads

FINAL SENTENCE

Submitted on January 16, 2005 - 14:12 | 669 reads

GORE, MARTIN

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 22:52 | 792 reads

DAVE GAHAN

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 18:23 | 686 reads

EVERYWHERE (I WANNA BE WITH YOU)

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 21:00 | 711 reads

BELINDA CARLISLE

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 17:13 | 734 reads

CARPENTER, KAREN

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 17:04 | 630 reads

ANDY WILLIAMS

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 16:52 | 667 reads

ZESTY - FRUITY

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 17:28 | 697 reads

X-TREME TORTURE

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 14:04 | 625 reads

YES, AN UNLUCKY BREAK!

Submitted on June 13, 2005 - 15:16 | 730 reads

WEDDING FAILS

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 23:11 | 869 reads

TAKE ME

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 14:29 | 683 reads

ULTIMATE - DIE FOR YOU

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 18:34 | 744 reads

REFLECTING ME

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 15:05 | 720 reads

PAST

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 13:45 | 818 reads

ONE FOR YOU

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 14:43 | 770 reads

LOVELINESS

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 18:04 | 716 reads

MADMAN?

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 12:27 | 878 reads

JEALOUS TYPE

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 12:08 | 769 reads

HELLO AGAIN - DID YOU MISS ME?

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 23:18 | 753 reads

I AM? - SPIRITUAL FLIGHT

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 13:52 | 611 reads

FILTH - DIRTY WORD

Submitted on November 13, 2004 - 12:14 | 669 reads

GRANDDADDY

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 13:08 | 818 reads

DO AND DON'T

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 19:15 | 724 reads

ESCAPING

Submitted on November 12, 2004 - 22:46 | 759 reads

BELIEVE

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 19:24 | 842 reads

CUT UP AND DAMAGED

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 12:31 | 765 reads

ABILITIES OF LOVE

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 22:41 | 622 reads

ZING OF BEAUTIFUL MUSIC?

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 23:02 | 764 reads

X-PRESSING MYSELF

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 16:51 | 856 reads

YOU'RE LIKE THE SUN

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 12:30 | 850 reads

VISIONS OF YOU

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 23:08 | 877 reads

WRITEAHOLIC

Submitted on March 7, 2005 - 10:06 | 843 reads

THROBBING

Submitted on November 14, 2004 - 13:06 | 885 reads

UNDERSTAND - DON'T GET ME WRONG

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 19:14 | 715 reads

REMEMBER?

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 19:42 | 920 reads

SOD YOU

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 16:00 | 751 reads

PUNCHBAG

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 19:35 | 709 reads

QUESTION OF TIME

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 16:43 | 762 reads

NOCTURNAL

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 18:31 | 700 reads

OUT OF SIGHT - CAMOUFLAGE

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 16:55 | 691 reads

LOOKING IN YOUR EYES

Submitted on November 10, 2004 - 19:12 | 726 reads

MONKEY'S (I DON'T GIVE A...)

Submitted on November 9, 2004 - 16:50 | 730 reads

JUST WHITE LIES

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 23:28 | 759 reads

KNOCKED OUT - LOVESTRUCK

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 19:19 | 707 reads

HAVE NO FEAR

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 19:07 | 871 reads

INDIVIDUAL - EXAMINE

Submitted on November 10, 2004 - 19:20 | 794 reads

FANCY

Submitted on November 10, 2004 - 23:33 | 908 reads

GET ME OUT!

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 20:39 | 785 reads

DUMB

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 18:19 | 751 reads

EMPTY CHAIR

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 13:39 | 706 reads

BETTER THAN...

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 18:15 | 730 reads

CHALK AND CHEESE

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 23:58 | 874 reads

ALONE IN THE WORLD

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 19:11 | 693 reads

ZOOM

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 18:22 | 904 reads

Xx KISS ME GOODBYE xX

Submitted on November 15, 2004 - 21:01 | 784 reads

YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR

Submitted on March 24, 2005 - 19:30 | 688 reads

VELVET

Submitted on January 2, 2005 - 13:11 | 656 reads

WELL HE LOVES IT

Submitted on May 29, 2005 - 17:38 | 819 reads

THE TROUBLE IS...

Submitted on November 7, 2004 - 18:19 | 829 reads

UNDERSTAND ME

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 16:56 | 722 reads

READ MY FLAMING POEM

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 18:49 | 1138 reads

SEARCH - MR PERFECT/MR RIGHT

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 22:47 | 831 reads

PUTTING IT ABOUT

Submitted on November 8, 2004 - 11:14 | 855 reads

QUITE PAINFUL

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 21:52 | 797 reads

NUTTER - HAPPY TO BE OFF MY HEAD

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 18:44 | 788 reads

ONCE UPON A TIME

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 16:43 | 724 reads

LONGING

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 21:10 | 901 reads

MYSTIFIED

Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 22:18 | 721 reads

JUST WAITING

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:30 | 812 reads

KING OF NOTHING

Submitted on November 4, 2004 - 16:36 | 656 reads

HINT

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 21:50 | 828 reads

IN AND OUT

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 21:14 | 677 reads

FALL

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 21:52 | 1018 reads

GET KNOTTED

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:30 | 879 reads

DYING FOR IT

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 20:52 | 647 reads

EXTENT

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 21:10 | 685 reads

BIG-HEAD CELEB

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 20:48 | 899 reads

CLOTHING OFF - NAKED

Submitted on November 10, 2004 - 19:53 | 753 reads

ALREADY ATTACHED

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 20:43 | 775 reads

ZEST - GOTHIC

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 22:47 | 738 reads

X PARTNER/FRIEND - BETRAYAL

Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 10:48 | 920 reads

YOUR COLOURFULNESS

Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 21:05 | 877 reads

WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 23:28 | 674 reads

TEARS

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 22:46 | 787 reads

UNDONE

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 21:57 | 701 reads

REVENGE

Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 20:07 | 639 reads

SCARLET WOMAN

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 21:19 | 712 reads

PROMISES, PROMISES

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 21:32 | 814 reads

QUEST FOR COLOUR

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 23:23 | 663 reads

NOWT

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 21:52 | 893 reads

OPENNESS

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 19:09 | 808 reads

LOVE BUG

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 19:00 | 1044 reads

MAGNIFICENT

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 19:04 | 869 reads

JOY

Submitted on November 2, 2004 - 16:47 | 684 reads

KINDNESS

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:04 | 788 reads

HEAT OF HIS LUST

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:27 | 885 reads

I'M NOT BEING MOODY...

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 21:06 | 815 reads

GREY

Submitted on June 21, 2005 - 23:05 | 676 reads

DESPAIR IS NO LONGER FELT FOR YOU

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:04 | 833 reads

EMERALD EYES

Submitted on May 29, 2005 - 17:56 | 697 reads

BLUEST OF BLUE

Submitted on June 20, 2005 - 18:54 | 731 reads

CALM

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:08 | 877 reads

AMBER

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 18:15 | 723 reads

ZAP - KICK-START

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:56 | 885 reads

X THINGS ON MY MIND

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 14:02 | 887 reads

YOU DON'T REALISE

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 17:14 | 814 reads

VICIOUS - BEAT THE BULLY

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 14:35 | 753 reads

WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 15:21 | 765 reads

UNDERSTANDING - FEELING LONELY

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 14:22 | 822 reads

ROMANCE

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 795 reads

SOMETHING'S MISSING

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:55 | 867 reads

PET LOVE

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 22:23 | 818 reads

QUIRKY - MOMENT OF MADNESS

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 13:35 | 632 reads

NEVER EVER

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 855 reads

LOVE LETTER

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 849 reads

MISUNDERSTANDING

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 852 reads

JEALOUSY

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 830 reads

KNOWING - A REFLECTION

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 21:13 | 696 reads

INTERVIEW

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 19:46 | 798 reads

F WORD

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:55 | 883 reads

GORGEOUS

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:55 | 842 reads

ENCHANTMENT

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 664 reads

BECAUSE

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 18:57 | 680 reads

CLEAR BLUE SKY

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 19:32 | 778 reads

ATTENTION (I WANT YOURS)

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 888 reads

ZIGZAG ME

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:27 | 861 reads

X-PRESSING OH

Submitted on April 7, 2005 - 17:51 | 891 reads

YOU MAKE MY HEART...

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:16 | 886 reads

WHEN...

Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 18:50 | 712 reads

Us

Submitted on October 11, 2004 - 20:46 | 771 reads

SADDO

Submitted on October 10, 2004 - 21:37 | 749 reads

PARTS OF US

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 09:59 | 862 reads

QUESTION ABOUT WHAT?

Submitted on October 10, 2004 - 18:53 | 694 reads

NOT THE SAME ANYMORE

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:22 | 954 reads

OLD HAPPY COUPLE

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 09:54 | 753 reads

LOVE FOOL

Submitted on November 18, 2004 - 11:08 | 721 reads

Mmm - GUY LIKE YOU

Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 06:34 | 757 reads

JUST A LITTLE LOVE THING

Submitted on October 8, 2004 - 20:45 | 743 reads

KISSED

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:12 | 919 reads

HEAL ME

Submitted on October 8, 2004 - 17:57 | 750 reads

I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU

Submitted on May 29, 2005 - 16:57 | 768 reads

FEELING FOREVER

Submitted on October 7, 2004 - 21:48 | 722 reads

DEPTH IN YOUR EYES

Submitted on October 4, 2004 - 15:43 | 714 reads

ETERNITY THING

Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 10:05 | 943 reads

BLISS?

Submitted on November 1, 2004 - 13:37 | 718 reads

CORNER OF DARKNESS

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 18:38 | 733 reads

Zs in pizzazz and razzmatazz

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 18:15 | 838 reads

X FACTOR

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 15:30 | 699 reads

YOU WERE THE ONE I NEVER STOPPED LOVING

Submitted on May 22, 2005 - 19:51 | 839 reads

VOICE OF LOVE

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 13:24 | 770 reads

WANTING A FOOL

Submitted on February 16, 2005 - 23:49 | 816 reads

THE ROSES HAVE DIED

Submitted on May 29, 2005 - 22:36 | 734 reads

UTTERLY

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 18:28 | 708 reads

REAL BEAUTY COMES FROM YOU

Submitted on April 18, 2005 - 17:42 | 655 reads

SOME DAY

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 13:13 | 851 reads

PATIENCE

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 17:07 | 807 reads

QUITE CONTRARY

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:27 | 865 reads

NICE

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:24 | 742 reads

OUR LOVE

Submitted on May 29, 2005 - 16:13 | 772 reads

LOVED UP

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:24 | 874 reads

MAGIC

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:24 | 847 reads

JUST YOU

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 12:36 | 709 reads

KNOCKED OUT

Submitted on June 1, 2005 - 21:27 | 1134 reads

HELLO

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:24 | 842 reads

IT'S BEEN A WASTE

Submitted on June 14, 2005 - 16:12 | 651 reads

FINAL GOODBYE

Submitted on June 19, 2005 - 00:00 | 788 reads

GIVE IN - SURRENDER

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:24 | 917 reads

DO YOU LOVE YOURSELF?

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 17:59 | 879 reads

EYES

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 17:57 | 867 reads

BROKEN BY YOU

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 23:15 | 658 reads

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Submitted on October 30, 2004 - 12:32 | 727 reads

ARE WE FALLING APART?

Submitted on May 31, 2005 - 18:09 | 686 reads

ZODIAC MAD

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:58 | 852 reads

X-CEPTIONAL

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:21 | 780 reads

YOU AND YOUR SIGN

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:16 | 881 reads

VIRGO

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:20 | 702 reads

WATER-BEARER - AQUARIUS

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:21 | 865 reads

TAURUS

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:20 | 669 reads

UNDERSTANDING THE ELEMENTS

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:47 | 813 reads

RAM - ARIES

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:20 | 691 reads

SIGNS IN A LINE

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:39 | 638 reads

PASSIONATE SCORPIO

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 17:57 | 831 reads

QUEER

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:17 | 811 reads

NEW AGE

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:17 | 867 reads

OH DEAR, ASTROLOGY'S GONE MAD

Submitted on March 17, 2005 - 22:45 | 892 reads

LEO

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 09:30 | 856 reads

MOON

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:59 | 835 reads

JUPITER SIGNS AND SO ON

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:56 | 854 reads

KISS THE SKY

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:32 | 877 reads

HOROSCOPE

Submitted on October 3, 2004 - 10:05 | 670 reads

I AM WHAT I AM

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 820 reads

FISHES - PISCES

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:19 | 836 reads

GEMINI

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:19 | 695 reads

DESPERATION

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 11:05 | 834 reads

EMOTIONAL CANCER

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:18 | 847 reads

BALANCE - LIBRA

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:17 | 811 reads

CAPRICORN

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:18 | 702 reads

ARCHER - SAGITTARIUS

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:16 | 792 reads

ZEUGMA

Submitted on March 15, 2005 - 12:19 | 893 reads

X-PLAIN YOURSELF

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:18 | 904 reads

YOUR LIFE - HAVE A NICE TIME

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 811 reads

VANDAL

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 831 reads

WHOOSH - MENTAL CLEAROUT

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:15 | 653 reads

THINK POSITIVELY

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:15 | 697 reads

U RECEIVING ME?

Submitted on September 26, 2004 - 21:13 | 803 reads

SHARE A THOUGHT

Submitted on March 15, 2005 - 10:56 | 688 reads

PRECIOUS TIME

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:21 | 886 reads

QUITE ENOUGH OF QUITE

Submitted on September 26, 2004 - 21:02 | 829 reads

OLD WOMAN

Submitted on May 19, 2005 - 23:16 | 684 reads

LACK OF DECISIVENESS

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:14 | 722 reads

MY TARNISHED IDEA OF YOU

Submitted on May 18, 2005 - 22:38 | 691 reads

KILL ME

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:13 | 672 reads

HAVING BELIEF

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:17 | 807 reads

INDIVIDUALITY

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 10:09 | 813 reads

FREEDOM AS A STATE OF MIND

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:18 | 844 reads

GET OUT OF IT

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:12 | 688 reads

DREAMS

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 12:18 | 936 reads

EROTICISM ON THE BRAIN

Submitted on September 12, 2004 - 13:51 | 715 reads

BACKWARDS NAMES

Submitted on October 21, 2004 - 18:11 | 3239 reads

A LETTER CAN CHANGE (FAMOUS) PEOPLE

Submitted on February 17, 2005 - 10:34 | 830 reads

HEY, I'M STILL STANDING

Submitted on October 15, 2004 - 18:08 | 857 reads

I'D BE

Submitted on May 18, 2005 - 18:01 | 747 reads

JUST SOMEBODY WHO CARES

Submitted on October 1, 2004 - 15:08 | 699 reads

MARRYING A DOOR

Submitted on June 10, 2005 - 17:16 | 742 reads

JAMES BLUNT

Submitted on June 16, 2005 - 16:09 | 768 reads

FILTHY WORD OF THE DAY IS LOVE

Submitted on January 11, 2005 - 23:41 | 742 reads

KISS OF YOUR SPIRIT

Submitted on October 15, 2004 - 18:07 | 719 reads

OBSESSED WITH CHOCOLATE

Submitted on October 15, 2004 - 18:09 | 715 reads