Now, if a fabulous UFO
broad as a postcode
dropped from the clouds and hovered
so tower block and office block aerials
tickled the anti-clockwise rotation of its gun-metal underside,
I wouldn’t wake you.
I would close the windows
so the sharp, collective intake
of everyone in the world wouldn’t rouse you
from your puffy sleep.
I’d unplug the phone so ex-friends and family,
inspired to give you the benefit of the doubt,
couldn’t let you know the news.
And I’d get dressed in the other room,
brass teeth clicking as I slowly zipped up.
I’d spread my weight on the stairs
and pull the door softly closed,
stepping out in socked feet
into the pink, humming glow of a second chance
leaving you, mouth wide like a dead rodent,
chocolate flecks and pasty crumbs
caught on stubble.
Between each snore
the whole of humanity
zooms a further thousand light years away from you.
This is our reward.

Comments
insertponceyfre... | September 13, 2011 - 20:50
wonderful
marvin the pig | September 13, 2011 - 21:24
Oink!
Silver Spun Sand | September 14, 2011 - 08:00
Ditto, ditto;-)
fatboy74 | September 14, 2011 - 09:02
Marvellous. :-)
tcook | September 14, 2011 - 13:18
I like this very much - do you mean 'pasty' of 'pastry' crumbs? Pasty is fine - but I just wondered if that was what you wanted!
msiagirl | September 15, 2011 - 08:20
hahaha really funny poem.
tcook | September 15, 2011 - 17:31
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celticman | September 15, 2011 - 18:16
Great stuff.
oldpesky | September 16, 2011 - 18:34
Only found this because it was the facebook pick of the day. Well done batfowling for writing it, and well done Tony for picking it.
w.w.j.abercrombie | September 17, 2011 - 12:15
brilliant
Nicola6 | September 23, 2011 - 05:25
Love this, especially the 'romance' classification. Good choice for pick of the day.