I remember when I was a sprog I had locked my sock puppet Igor in the bathroom for two hours lol. But I wasn’t a bad kid lol. I don’t know what got into me lol. I would've regretted it earlier, hadn’t my sister been taking a shit, therefore he would have had company I thought lol. She flushed him down the toilet lol, lol, lol!!! That’s how I lost my one and only friend lol. But my sister was not a good girl lol. After a week or so, she locked me in there with her imaginary friend, a weird guy called Titor, while I was talking to Mom’s toothbrush, which would not speak to Dad's LOL. When I got out, she had also changed Dad’s calendar on the kitchen wall LOL LOL. Twenty years had passed lol. And it seems everybody actually fell for it LOL. Grandpa died under the impression he was 115, Mom and Dad thought that I was dead, since I was missing for 20 years, and my sister who knew of course that the year was 1976, not 1996, ran away from our little town after being inspired by Cher’s song Git Down (Guitar Groupie)LOL. She was also witnessed spraying “I'm a git down-guitar groupie, And I live from riff to riff” on the walls of our high school.
LOL
Comments
chuck | July 17, 2009 - 20:24
Lol. That is like sooo cool dude.
FTSE100 | July 17, 2009 - 22:20
A froth of Freudian frou-frou set in the stainless steel bathroom of the soul. A tender stamping on the toes of iconoclasm and ennui. Be there or be square.
Dr. Lol Imho PhD
Telescope to the stars.
Skunk | July 17, 2009 - 22:36
I was twelve and seven fifteenths before I realised I had a nose and cocaine would go up it, lol. Try as I might! ;) LOL Or is it!!! (?)
chuck | July 17, 2009 - 23:09
See how you feel when it drops off, lol.
Skunk | July 17, 2009 - 23:42
Wouldn't it be funny if it did, though? I'd lol until I cried. ;)
FTSE100 | July 18, 2009 - 05:29
Plonk! lol
Crackersville | July 18, 2009 - 05:39
I passed out last night. I cannot reveal the reason, but it was a stupid girl ready to go. I told her lol and she hit my head with a hammer. I don't know what she did with the rest of my body afterward, but I woke up in a barrel containing something I cannot reveal, but it was LOL supplies for a year.
littleditty | July 18, 2009 - 09:13
Rolf X
Ewan | July 18, 2009 - 11:50
СГ=Смеяться Громко
Igor Sockavitch Crackersenko
Institut Russkikh Metanihilistov
Moskva
threeleafshamrock | July 18, 2009 - 12:43
I agree with Ewan...
FTSE100 | July 18, 2009 - 15:57
I put it down to faulty potty training. It can scar you for life. I'm off to saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Crackersville | July 20, 2009 - 12:53
I should never have given you grandpa/ma's chainsaw.