Questions

Now what inspired that I wonder?

This strikes a chord with me right now. And, in fact, I think it's very good.

Nice poem Ewan, now I have to continue with my discreet inquiry. Where were you at the time of the parody? Chuck has a watertight alibi. And have you ever worked as a butler? (Chuck's alibi).

Are we all each other, hiding
behind alternatives,

cool lines Ewan

Unfortunately, I have no watertight alibi, but I do have an aluminium waterbed, will that do?

I have never buttled. I suppose Chuck, being the butler, could not possibly have done it, as that would be so cliched. However, I direct you to one of the films of his youth, and suggest you ask him what he saw.

Thanks for the encouragement LD

*Tip-toes around cause of poem* Nonetheless it is a smashing piece Ewan ;)

Loved this part;

'Isn't there more to winning
than being there at the end?'

And the ending was briliantly brutal! Well done.

Magic xxx

Crackersville is stalking me!

No dear Titor! I'm simply protecting you from Vatican's hitmen and Scientologists.

Well I hope you don't think I'm taken in by the friendly tone. It's an old stalker trick.

Is it? Ich had no idea.

Clearly an amateur stalker. I only respond to professionals.

Ihr habt einen Fehler gemacht, meine Herren: Ich habe nicht gern von Nichtprofis gestorkt werden. Ich habe den Staatspolizei uber euch Bescheid gesagt. Es wird nie solche Sachen auf diesem Website akzeptiert.

Heil Hitler!

Noch ein andere lautisch Versuch. So will ich nicht von Hawkwind angsprechen. Meine Sekunden will telefonen.

Laut der Regierungsentscheidung Nummer 666 alles wird hier im ABCGeschichte auf Deutsch geschrieben. Es gab zuwenig Disziplin beim Englisch. Uebrigens, ich habe nie soviel Spass gehabt seit der Anschluss!

T C Neurechnung © 1938

Liebling! Ich glaube das ich habst du in ein Amsterdamisch Fenster gesehen.

Mensch! Das war in Hamburg!

Ach so. Mit fishnet Lederhosen ja?