Another Entry For The Bad Writing Prize (IP)

By insertponceyfrenchnamehere

Thu, 01 Jan 1970
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They still talk of it now, in dark and secret places where no mortal goes, but it must have been during the age of Cr’etinous, in the lower kingdom of Primaark, where the sun never sets, that the mystical Demon King Lur’pak and his partners in unholy alliance – the Leprechauns of K’ilburn, finally saw off their ancient adversary – the Great Clin’gfilm himself, with the magic sword of Iner’tia, and the rivers of the known world flowed red with his blood.

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Submitted by Highhat on
Pretty terrible Insert- well done- buttery Lur'pak and sticky Clin'gfilm are real anti-heroes. ;)Pia

Submitted by insertponceyfre... on
thanks pia!

 

Submitted by celticman on
Look forward to the next part. Not enough leprechauns.

 

Submitted by insertponceyfre... on
there is only so much you can do with one sentence and I think that's as many leprechauns as I can manage! Perhaps you could do better?

 

Submitted by celticman on
I've read this again and I apologize. You can cheat with the leprechauns, but you can never cheat with the Lur'pak.

 

Submitted by maggyvaneijk on
I love this IP, it's getting some excellent and chuckle worthy bad writing out of people. Haha the lower kingdom of Primaark! A kingdom that has now spread to Holland where people pronounce it as Prie-mark.

 

Submitted by insertponceyfre... on
I think it might be my favourite IP - I hope you'll be writing something for it? Do you know, I've never been in Primark (possibly the only shop I've never been in)

 

Submitted by rjnewlyn on
I don't think K'ilburn has many leprechauns now. It's becoming quite Brazilian and I don't know what the equivalent would be. But they do have a Primaark, so that's OK. Even crap fiction has to be rigorously researched nowadays ... Rob

 

Submitted by Denzella on
Hello insertponceyfre I enjoyed this too. Think you write extremely good bad writing! Ha ha.