The woeful mistake

There is a mistake I made in my life
just one big one
It was my fault I can't deny
I'm not perfect

Well about this mistake
It was a pretty huge one
Actually truth be told
It was fucking massive

Do I regret it
Yea I do
Yes I do your honour
Everyday, Everybloodyday

I think about it all the time
I dream about it
Think about it all day
It's like a bloody curse

Yes I did it
I was wrong
I won't do it again I promise
Do you want to know what I did?

I can tell you my crime
But you must promise to never tell
Never tell anyone else
My crime, ok my crime was, well I was born